QB1 Haiku Thread

[L A M P]

Some-body put out
A P B on D Rev Lee
Hello. Are you there?

 

[Brandinho]

A troubled lover
D Rev must now nut elsewhere
Jarren for heisman

 

[Canestomp]

Perry nut huggers
Your boy lost the starting gig
bye, Felicia

 

[UMFarArcher]

Some-body put out
A P B on D Rev Lee
Hello. Are you there?

Rev's in a meeting with Manny and Enos.

They're explaining themselves.

 

[Canestomp]

Calvin, are you there?
Your mouth runs but your brain don't
How are you feeling?

Calvin, are you there?
Are you ready to come off
Suicide watch now?

Calvin, are you there?
Please step away from that ledge
It will be alright.

 

[L A M P]

Rev's in a meeting with Manny and Enos.

They're explaining themselves.

Haiku form Archer
Rules are rules. No exceptions
Even for a vet

 

[streetja]

Now that Tate has lost
please do us a favor Rev
and kindly fvck off

 

[CFDan]

 

[L A M P]

Do you even GIF,
Bro? That is just a picture
Make it move. Newbie

 

[CanesLifer2]

Revlee will ask how
Jarren says to look at me
I’m the captain now

 

[D7.]

In the hot summer days
Victory smiles upon Williams
The sun shining

 

[L A M P]

In the hot summer days
Victory smiles upon Williams
The sun shining

I like the effort
Format is five, seven, five
Try again my friend

 

[imyrhuckleberry]

The bets have all been lost
The barber laughs with Jarren
Hair falls to the floor

 

[rok]

Please pray for Jarren
Miami's offensive line
Turnstiles dressed in pads

 

[Katzenboyer]

The Coastal is weak.
Mere competence will suffice.
To get to ten wins.

 

[Prizzle]

A new day is here
JDub QB1 this year
D Rev is in tears

 

[Canestomp]

Florida Gators
They just can't help themselves from
beating their women

 

[streetja]

Gone now are the days
Of guaranteed three and outs
***** so erect

 

[ZuCrew]

All you Haiku
Writing N!66@as
Are g@y, hey-hey-hey.