There is a niche market here that you could cater to with these guidelines. They are desperate for rules and regulationsThere's a certain grace period when banging another guy where it can transition from just imposing your will on him, which is always manly and advisable, to ghey activity. If at some point during the butt pounding you find out he's enjoying it, you are allowed to keep your tumescence long enough to ejaculate within 30 seconds. If you go beyond that, you are treading on thin ice, and I might question your sexuality.
Alabama is going to trot out a team looking like Orcs from LOTR.
Oh yes. Boys Of Summer...Having fond memories of the many hours I spent holding that poster up with one arm.