Practise today ?

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We dont need practice. Ice cream sandwiches for the entire team and plenty of social media time will have us ready!
 
Clearly the team does nothing in a so called “practice” as evident by the lack of football fundamentals on 9/4.
 
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Practise Report:
Leonard Taylor is legit quick first step and has top pick potential. Recorded five sacks and caused havoc and made an experienced OL look silly. We got one boys be excited we haven't seen a guy like this since Gerald Willis and RJ Macintosh.

Next Game:
Leonard Taylor wasn't dressed....he was found on the sideline giving Gatorade to Bradley Jennings and DJ Ivey. He also sewed their gloves at halftime do to the rips they had on them from missed tackles. Also sprayed sticky spray on both gloves and dipped DJ into a bucket of deer antler spray. Rumors are he may transfer. Oh I forgot LT was shouting "15-0 that's what Go Canes said" while slamming his jersey.
 
I dont get the hatred for SMD. Sure she asks some stupid questions but she covers the Canes fairly and provides content when needed at times.


Typical SMD question: (to Manny)
"Coach, how much emphasis do you put on the importance of scoring more points than your opponent during a game?"
 
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