Everyone knows that the nail that sticks up gets the hammer. Do it the Sicilian way, dirty, sneaky, and underhanded. Figuratively stab him in the back: play indifferently; protect your body, making sure you don't get hurt; miss a tackle; commit a penalty if there's a big play; shank a kick; drop a 3rd down pass; fumble just before crossing the goal line.
Dorito, you can help too: fumble your cheat-sheets while the D waits for the play. Coley, take your time calling in plays. Fraulden, just be yourself.
Now, I do realize that it looks like we already have some undercover Sicilians sabotaging the works. Believe me, it can be done at a much higher level. It'll take even more unity, bricks, pillars, and ice-cream socials.
