Patricia Whitely suspended AQM

[HulkaCaniac]

We have stupid people like her making football decisions. Fold the program.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

Whose fault is that?

I don't know, ask the hundreds of athletic departments across the country who are in the same boat.

Fvck all them. This board ain't about that schit cuz. Dis Canes cuz.

 

[AntwanJ306]

Fvck all them. This board ain't about that schit cuz. Dis Canes cuz.

Lame.

 

[HulkaCaniac]

Btw if he was white, it's be a 2 game suspension.

 

[FullyERicht]

When STUDENTS start bringing in the same amount of money the football program does then maybe we can say they are on par with each other.

I love pointing out stupidity, and I greatly appreciate another opportunity.

Miami's 17,000 students bring in about $730 million in tuition alone. Miami's athletic department breaks even, at best.

Again, thank you for the opportunity, even though I know you won't learn a **** thing from it.

Please do a little bit of work before trying to be the smartest guy on the board.

We can agree that Miami's athletic department breaks even (at best) after charging every scholarship at full tuition, room, and board and adding in coaches, travel and all the other expenses required to field athletic teams.

To compare things, you'd need to take the student tuition, less all teacher salaries, charge the appropriate amount of room and board for every scholarship issued. Then you'd have to deduct the cost of running the campus buildings and managing the land.

Let's take a look at Miami's financials. Tuition and fees only brought in $463 million. Operating activities of the university posted a whopping $6 million dollar profit in 2013 and lost $30 million in 2012. In 2013, the growth in net assets was all generated by gifts and investment returns on the endowment.

Not much difference - neither is overly profitable on operations alone.

Dude it's ok, Antwan will just have to wait to Miami jumps up another spot in a magazine report, then he'll understand the math. B/c apparently, that's how these clowns think life works.....

 

[AntwanJ306]

Dude it's ok, Antwan will just have to wait to Miami jumps up another spot in a magazine report, then he'll understand the math. B/c apparently, that's how these clowns think life works.....

No, you're right. I admit it. We have the worst-run university in the country. Bottom rung.

 

[HulkaCaniac]

Btw if he was white, it's be a 2 game suspension.

If he was white, he would have written "it would be a 2 game suspension".

Look at the big brain on Brad.

 

[FullyERicht]

Dude it's ok, Antwan will just have to wait to Miami jumps up another spot in a magazine report, then he'll understand the math. B/c apparently, that's how these clowns think life works.....

No, you're right. I admit it. We have the worst-run university in the country. Bottom rung.

Do you not even understand why they care about this stupid ranking and perception nonsense? It's not b/c they care about your degree. It's not because they have the audacity to think employers actually give a **** which school moved up and which moved down 3 spots. It's b/c they are desperate to establish Miami medical as the south florida version of Columbia Pres or Weill Cornell (both in NYC). DESPERATE. They have sunk gobs of money into that goal, and in order to be taken seriously, they have to at least appear to be an elite undergraduate academic institution. Of course, you can't just wake up one day and decide to become Dartmouth. So they artificially change their acceptance standards, and BAM, suddenly US News says we are a better college. It's a dog and pony show to make a bunch of stuck up rich people happy. At the expense of the actual backbone of the **** school. And idiots like you eat it up b/c you think it'll help you become a CEO in a years time.

 

[AntwanJ306]

Do you not even understand why they care about this stupid ranking and perception nonsense? It's not b/c they care about your degree. It's not because they have the audacity to think employers actually give a **** which school moved up and which moved down 3 spots. It's b/c they are desperate to establish Miami medical as the south florida version of Columbia Pres or Weill Cornell (both in NYC). DESPERATE. They have sunk gobs of money into that goal, and in order to be taken seriously, they have to at least appear to be an elite undergraduate academic institution. Of course, you can't just wake up one day and decide to become Dartmouth. So they artificially change their acceptance standards, and BAM, suddenly US News says we are a better college. It's a dog and pony show to make a bunch of stuck up rich people happy. At the expense of the actual backbone of the **** school. And idiots like you eat it up b/c you think it'll help you become a CEO in a years time.

And why does all of that bother you? Here's why: you can't talk college football trash to your buddies at the factory, so you have to rip the school for not caring enough about what you talk about around the food truck at lunch.

 

[FullyERicht]

Do you not even understand why they care about this stupid ranking and perception nonsense? It's not b/c they care about your degree. It's not because they have the audacity to think employers actually give a **** which school moved up and which moved down 3 spots. It's b/c they are desperate to establish Miami medical as the south florida version of Columbia Pres or Weill Cornell (both in NYC). DESPERATE. They have sunk gobs of money into that goal, and in order to be taken seriously, they have to at least appear to be an elite undergraduate academic institution. Of course, you can't just wake up one day and decide to become Dartmouth. So they artificially change their acceptance standards, and BAM, suddenly US News says we are a better college. It's a dog and pony show to make a bunch of stuck up rich people happy. At the expense of the actual backbone of the **** school. And idiots like you eat it up b/c you think it'll help you become a CEO in a years time.

And why does all of that bother you? Here's why: you can't talk college football trash to your buddies at the factory, so you have to rip the school for not caring enough about what you talk about around the food truck at lunch.

LoL what was that jibberish you tried to say right there lmao horrible......the only thing that bothers me is that a bunch of wanna be Blue Devils have invaded my school, and I want my U back. It was fine how it was, until you preppy ******s started sucking at Shalala's crusty teet.

 

[AntwanJ306]

LoL the only thing that bothers me is that a bunch of wanna be Blue Devils have invaded my school, and I want my U back. It was fine how it was, until you preppy ******s started sucking at Shalala's crusty teet.

So we ****ed you off? Good. And you're not getting 1987 back, no matter how hard you try.

 

[Mcanes305]

When STUDENTS start bringing in the same amount of money the football program does then maybe we can say they are on par with each other.

I love pointing out stupidity, and I greatly appreciate another opportunity.

Miami's 17,000 students bring in about $730 million in tuition alone. Miami's athletic department breaks even, at best.

Again, thank you for the opportunity, even though I know you won't learn a **** thing from it.

Brilliant. Seriously. Did you actually work out the math yourself!? 17,000 people bring in more money than 86. Great job Einstein.

Dumbass!!! How about you calculate input per body? For the 17,000 students dont forget to subtract financial aide, grants, work study and academic scholarships. You effing dolt. And for the football players be sure to add TV money, Merchandise money, Endorsements, Conference shared revenue and game tickets.

And lets not even include exposure money. Lets face it minus the football team who the f**k would know about a private school in the shi**t state of Florida.

Ever knew Appalachian state had a football team before they beat michigan? or even hear of them before? How many of those students went to UM because they heard of us from the football team?

Dumbass

 

[FullyERicht]

LoL the only thing that bothers me is that a bunch of wanna be Blue Devils have invaded my school, and I want my U back. It was fine how it was, until you preppy ******s started sucking at Shalala's crusty teet.

So we ****ed you off? Good. And you're not getting 1987 back, no matter how hard you try.

Lmao so you acknowledge that you are a Duke Blue Devil Wannabe?

 

[AntwanJ306]

When STUDENTS start bringing in the same amount of money the football program does then maybe we can say they are on par with each other.

I love pointing out stupidity, and I greatly appreciate another opportunity.

Miami's 17,000 students bring in about $730 million in tuition alone. Miami's athletic department breaks even, at best.

Again, thank you for the opportunity, even though I know you won't learn a **** thing from it.

Brilliant. Seriously. Did you actually work out the math yourself!? 17,000 people bring in more money than 86. Great job Einstein.

Dumbass!!! How about you calculate input per body? For the 17,000 students dont forget to subtract financial aide, grants, work study and academic scholarships. You effing dolt. And for the football players be sure to add TV money, Merchandise money, Endorsements, Conference shared revenue and game tickets.

And lets not even include exposure money. Lets face it minus the football team who the f**k would know about a private school in the shi**t state of Florida.

Ever knew Appalachian state had a football team before they beat michigan? or even hear of them before? How many of those students went to UM because they heard of us from the football team?

Dumbass

You outed yourself when you said that you didn't know App State had a football team. That's solid gold info right there. Now I know how to deal with you. Very slowly.

And it's nice of you to now change your tone to "per student" after your rant that football brings in all the money. Football money isn't a blip on the financial radar at UM.

 

[AntwanJ306]

Lmao so you acknowledge that you are a Duke Blue Devil Wannabe?

Yes, if you admit that my way of thinking ****es you off. That's well worth it.

 

[FullyERicht]

Guesses on Antwan's age? 21? 22? Grow some hair on your sack, **** a woman, do some **** grown men do, and THEN come back and tell us like it is. You can wear your pocket protector and carry a picture of Coach K if you like as well.

 

[FullyERicht]

Lmao so you acknowledge that you are a Duke Blue Devil Wannabe?

Yes, if you admit that my way of thinking ****es you off. That's well worth it.

Your way of thinking? What exactly is your way of thinking? "I couldn't make an Ivy league, and it's always burned me. So I'll hope Miami turns into one so I won't have to live with my own shame". What kind of ***** thinks like that?

 

[AntwanJ306]

Guesses on Antwan's age? 21? 22? Grow some hair on your sack, **** a woman, do some **** grown men do, and THEN come back and tell us like it is. You can wear your pocket protector and carry a picture of Coach K if you like as well.

Awww...the cute insults are coming out. And if I didn't already think you were a blubbering idiot, watching you make assumptions about internet posters just seals the deal. Classic stuff.

 

[arizonacane]

He gone!

 

[AntwanJ306]

Your way of thinking? What exactly is your way of thinking? "I couldn't make an Ivy league, and it's always burned me. So I'll hope Miami turns into one so I won't have to live with my own shame". What kind of **** thinks like that?

^^^Exhibit #2 on the assumption thing. You're making history tonight.

My way of thinking is that UM is a university, and they don't cater to slobs like you who drool over football. As a matter of fact, the silver lining after a loss is coming here to watch borderline-suicidal people like yourself. Popcorn, drink, watch the idiots devour themselves over a football game. Free entertainment.