Palmer and Tessitore coming to Hard Rock Saturday

[Stats02]

I don't mind Palmer. He's annoying at times, but not as bad as Tessitore. Palmer doesn't seem as angry and spiteful towards us.

 

[DTP]

Honestly, Palmer is one of the better color guys on television. I know he’s a gator but he’s usually pretty spot on and doesn’t get overly opinionated like a lot of former players who don’t know the rules can get.

 

[TemplarCane]

If championship teams didn’t have great players, they never would’ve won a championship!

 

[miamicanephins]

Hopefully, Testicalitore has a severe case of TMJ and lockjaw from sucking a BBC the night before and can't call the game.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Since this thread was started by a minor, I will keep my true comments to myself.

 

[AZHurricane]

Joe Tessitore and former Gators QB Jesse Palmer are on the call for Saturday’s game against Duke.

The pair covered Miami’s wins at Florida and Louisville this season, but this will be their first trip to Hard Rock in 2024. This duo announced the Canes win over Texas A&M last season in Miami Gardens.

Palmer is a weekly partner/analyst with Tessitore, but he was absent this past weekend as he was in Europe fulfilling contractual obligations with Bachelor. Jordan Rodgers replaced Palmer.

Palmer was backup QB for the Gators in the Canes’ 37-20 Sugar Bowl win at the end of the 2000 season.

Mute on!

 

[Jonnyblaze]

Couldn’t care less who calls the game. They have no effect on the outcome.

 

[Rellyrell]

Looking fwd to hearing Joe Tessitore dramatizing this matchup:

“Manny Diaz was once the DC at Miami, a kid born in the city, whose father was mayor here. A kid who was all 305, then got to live his life long dream & became a coach here. After going 7-5 in 2021, and only 3 years as the head man, Miami ousted him for one of their own, Mario Cristobal.

Mario’s first 2 yrs were a bit of a roller coaster, but now by year 3, he has the Hurricanes primed for an ACCCG run, and potentially a CFP bid. Will Manny & his Blue Devils exact revenge? We’ll find out next: it’s The Blue Devils vs. The Hurricane live from Hard Rock!”

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I don't mind Palmer. He's annoying at times, but not as bad as Tessitore. Palmer doesn't seem as angry and spiteful towards us.

Are we supposed to be excited about this?

Fork both of those jabronies!

 

[Empirical Cane]

Couldn’t care less who calls the game. They have no effect on the outcome.

Not true.

Brent Mussburger was Hurricanes poison.

 

[Empirical Cane]

Looking fwd to hearing Joe Tessitore dramatizing this matchup:

“Manny Diaz was once the DC at Miami, a kid born in the city, whose father was mayor here. A kid who was all 305, then got to live his life long dream & became a coach here. After going 7-5 in 2021, and only 3 years as the head man, Miami ousted him for one of their own, Mario Cristobal.

Mario’s first 2 yrs were a bit of a roller coaster, but now by year 3, he has the Hurricanes primed for an ACCCG run, and potentially a CFP bid. Will Manny & his Blue Devils exact revenge? We’ll find out next: it’s The Blue Devils vs. The Hurricane live from Hard Rock!”

Why aren't you in broadcasting?

I know why.

Because you too pretty baby. You bring too much.

The heat is intimidating and they can't handle it.

 

[Stats02]

Are we supposed to be excited about this?

Fork both of those jabronies!

No, I am not excited about them calling this game. I'm just saying that I don't find Palmer as annoying and pretentious as Tessitore.

 

[swat1]

Great....whitey Gus Johnson and the '****. I think I'll listen to Bocelli in the background.

 

[Unsider]

Yep. One’s a palmer if you know what I mean. The other is Joe Tessticlesore. Enough said…

 

[rocci]

Article is wrong. Jesse Palmer did not call the Louisville game. Jordan Rodgers did. Jesse has always been fair to Miami and is one the better college color analysts. Someone needs to fix the article or check their facts.

 

[423Hurricane]

Yep. One’s a palmer if you know what I mean. The other is Joe Tessticlesore. Enough said…

I’ll never look at the name Palmer the same way ever again

 

[88]

Most insufferable to ever lace em up

 

[TheATLCane]

Fly the banner!

 

[Brains]

Looking fwd to hearing Joe Tessitore dramatizing this matchup:

“Manny Diaz was once the DC at Miami, a kid born in the city, whose father was mayor here. A kid who was all 305, then got to live his life long dream & became a coach here. After going 7-5 in 2021, and only 3 years as the head man, Miami ousted him for one of their own, Mario Cristobal.

Mario’s first 2 yrs were a bit of a roller coaster, but now by year 3, he has the Hurricanes primed for an ACCCG run, and potentially a CFP bid. Will Manny & his Blue Devils exact revenge? We’ll find out next: it’s The Blue Devils vs. The Hurricane live from Hard Rock!”

I was gonna do this, but no need.

 

[JamesQuall]

This is another game on mute with muzak playing in the background.