Our team keeps setting the wrong records

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8 yards of offense in a half and 98 yards in a game. this against a team giving up 341 in yardage a game (before we lowered the average like 30 yards a game). i saw it was the lowest in like 17 years or some **** in a P5 conference game. it was the 3rd smallest yardage in a half or something. that said i am sure we will keep gattis one more season just to prove how low we can go.

if there is one bright light though....

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8 yards of offense on 16 plays.. both are the most pathetic numbers I've ever heard of for a half of football....
 
8 yards of offense on 16 plays.. both are the most pathetic numbers I've ever heard of for a half of football....
well at least we only have to play this team next year again and get embarrassed. it cant be worse at least - i hope.
 
Everybody saw through 4 games Gattis was not a good fit. Mario should have cut him loose early. Then at least he would have an excuse and could do damage control. What do you tell offensive recruits right now? Had he fired Gattis we could have used that to pitch to recruits. Mario could have confirmed the offense will look much different.
 
8 yards of offense in a half and 98 yards in a game. this against a team giving up 341 in yardage a game (before we lowered the average like 30 yards a game). i saw it was the lowest in like 17 years or some **** in a P5 conference game. it was the 3rd smallest yardage in a half or something. that said i am sure we will keep gattis one more season just to prove how low we can go.

if there is one bright light though....

i
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I can’t imagine Pitt , we may be looking at a total collapse with players wanting to get to parties.

It’s about as bad as it can get , just let it happen the enabled will leave for NFL or CFB playoffs team and put into starting line up.
 
Fire Gattis
Where does Gattis rank in the last decade of coaches the board wants fired? Picking only 4 for that Mt Rushmore isn't an easy call.

There's some stiff competition. D'Onofrio, Enos, Golden, Manny, Jon Richt, Searles and Rumph come to mind first and I'm probably forgetting plenty of them.
 
Where does Gattis rank in the last decade of coaches the board wants fired? Picking only 4 for that Mt Rushmore isn't an easy call.

There's some stiff competition. D'Onofrio, Enos, Golden, Manny, Jon Richt, Searles and Rumph come to mind first and I'm probably forgetting plenty of them.
No D and Gattis are 2 set in stone, no pun intended. We have the worst offense we have had in forever yet the best qb we had since Dorsey (arguably)

I couldn't put position coaches on it. Only fit for head coaches and coordinators.
 
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No D and Gattis are 2 set in stone, no pun intended. We have the worst offense we have had in forever yet the best qb we had since Dorsey (arguably)

I couldn't put position coaches on it. Only fit for head coaches and coordinators.
That's exactly how I see it too.
 
Where does Gattis rank in the last decade of coaches the board wants fired? Picking only 4 for that Mt Rushmore isn't an easy call.

There's some stiff competition. D'Onofrio, Enos, Golden, Manny, Jon Richt, Searles and Rumph come to mind first and I'm probably forgetting plenty of them.

Nix was pretty strongly hated. Not to the level of No-D or Penos, but for a coordinator he caught a lot of hate (well deserved, IMO).
 
8 yards of offense in a half and 98 yards in a game. this against a team giving up 341 in yardage a game (before we lowered the average like 30 yards a game). i saw it was the lowest in like 17 years or some **** in a P5 conference game. it was the 3rd smallest yardage in a half or something. that said i am sure we will keep gattis one more season just to prove how low we can go.

if there is one bright light though....

i
Miami Punting
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Lou Hedley630550.80361
TEAM630550.80361
I hope Hedley makes 1st team All American. He deserves it, and our Offense has certainly given him the reps
 
Nix was pretty strongly hated. Not to the level of No-D or Penos, but for a coordinator he caught a lot of hate (well deserved, IMO).
No-D, Enos, and Gattis all have one thing in common. Un-earned/infuriating levels of ego. They hate that common fans like us are able to spot obvious weaknesses in their schemes and coaching. But then they have the audacity to act offended they should have to “explain themselves” or answer for their awful coaching performances. I’ll add, their real punchable faces don’t help their causes either.
 
No-D, Enos, and Gattis all have one thing in common. Un-earned/infuriating levels of ego. They hate that common fans like us are able to spot obvious weaknesses in their schemes and coaching. But then they have the audacity to act offended they should have to “explain themselves” or answer for their awful coaching performances. I’ll add, their real punchable faces don’t help their causes either.
They all just seem like insufferable pricks with no other redeeming qualities. Yes, guys like Saban, Smart, Belichik, Kryzyzewski, all appear to be insufferable, but they are proven winners and are not like that when away from the field/court. No-D, Enos, Gattis are pricks 24/7.
 
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