You new here?
No, of course not. This program is ******* cursed. Did you just get back from the moon?
You think we're allowed to have our freshman all-american defensive end hit the opposing team's quarterback directly in the spine in his own endzone and OUR GUY get the ball?? LMAOOOOOOOO. **** all that. They got an offensive lineman for that, he just picks it clean off the turf and gets upfield for a few yards. 2nd down, bro. No problem.
You think when our quarterback makes one of very few bad decisions he makes all night that their linebacker is allowed to drop the ball? **** NO, HOMIE. That dude climbs the ladder like a young Randy Moss and plucks that bad-boy right out of midair. Nevermind we didn't have an actual wide receiver make a catch that good in 12 games last year, pay no attention to that.
Their QB is also awesome. He doesn't make mistakes. Hang on....I'm getting something in my ear. What's that? Oh...he did make a mistake? He lofted a ball into double coverage on his own 20 yard line? Wow...well what happened? We picked it off and returned it for a touchdown? No!?!?!?! Why the **** not?! Ohhhhhhhh....our safety batted the ball down as our corner was about to catch it and jog into the endzone. Ha ha ha ha, no problem!!
The universe hates us. Period. It's all that ******* troll Donna Shalala's fault. When you tear down the Orange Bowl, this is what happens.