OT: Pirate humor

[nystateofmind]

serious question...how many dudes you jerk off today?

I don’t have sexual relations with men.

 

[caneofny]

I don’t have sexual relations with men.

Lol noted

 

[nystateofmind]

Lol noted

PM me if you have further questions.

 

[caneofny]

PM me if you have further questions.

Lmaoooo Im good B

 

[Dude]

Chess not checkers.

Used to keep a part time job at Michaels Arts & Crafts. It paid off very, very well.

 

[TruCane81]

Used to keep a part time job at Michaels Arts & Crafts. It paid off very, very well.

It ain’t always all about the paycheck.

 

[TreOFive]

Used to keep a part time job at Michaels Arts & Crafts. It paid off very, very well.

Mine was JC Penny. Have worked my way thru at least 3 dept and also stock room

 

[CANEMC]

Cintas route driver back in the day. Plenty of stories to tell.

 

[Texxcane]

did'nt realize we had so many former dept store workers on here, FYI Dillards is where the women w money go. On the pirate, his advise on getting married is GOAT

 

[Gatorhater]

It ain’t always all about the paycheck.

Sure it is. Just that since most of the vast majority of paychecks goes to chasing women, it is like getting paid in kind.