OT: Paranos Tears

[RVACane]

 

[423Hurricane]

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I will NEVER derail one of your threads!

 

[Salt]

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Paranos will not get married. He will get marooned.

 

[PIPO]

 

[PIPO]

 

[RVACane]

Paranos likes to go into low orbit around his women before making a soft landing. But getting off and reaching escape velocity is a *****.

 

[Rellyrell]

Paranos is the Messiah for fat chicks

Keep doing the lord's work friend

When u say Lord, did u mean Buddha?

 

[Rellyrell]

See @Paranos

I like em thick too, but they gotta look like this:

And this

And this

And this:

NOT THIS!!!

 

[JD08]

Please be sure to vote for the vomit reaction along with the facepalm and middle finger here.

Thread 'Different reaction emojis' https://www.canesinsight.com/threads/different-reaction-emojis.162585/

 

[miamicanephins]

@Paranos better grab some tissues for this one,

Spoiler

 

[TerragonSix]

Maudes haven't locked the thread....

...

(They better not) xD

 

[Paranos]

See @Paranos

I like em thick too, but they gotta look like this:
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And this

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And this

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And this:
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NOT THIS!!!

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I don't discriminate, they could all be put in rotation i have a lot of luvin to give. But definitely that last one would be a Saturday night special ( this way I definitely know my football eats would be on point, and Sunday morning breakfast would good also and waiting hot n ready for your boy after a night of handling all that carne dulce). She took that picture on a couch in front of kitchen to show her **** domestic side, I am in lust already.

Go Canes

 

[JD08]

Maudes haven't locked the thread....

...

(They better not) xD

It was a maude that got the ball rolling.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

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Jesus H Christ....Who's those 8 guys??

 

[Empirical Cane]

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Wins CIS today.

EXCELLENT reference. Bring the game strong as usual!

 

[The Franchise]

Pro tip to my larger women: Avoid the high heels when trying to look ****. All that foot meat hanging over the sides of the shoes looks like a melting ice cream cone. Just go shoeless in the **** shots.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

See @Paranos

I like em thick too, but they gotta look like this:
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And this

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And this

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And this:
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NOT THIS!!!

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@Paranos just admitted he’d hit that lost blob a few posts above this.

I mean come on, you’d need endoscopic equipment to actually find an opening and then you’d need to set up support scaffolding to attempt entry, as well as a rope and pulley system to have your wingman reel you back in..... that is assuming you can even reach sufficient turgidity as you’re looking down at that massive mess of flabby untoned flesh

 

[Paranos]

@Paranos just admitted he’d hit that lost blob a few posts above this.

I mean come on, you’d need endoscopic equipment to actually find an opening and then you’d need to set up support scaffolding to attempt entry, as well as a rope and pulley system to have your wingman reel you back in..... that is assuming you can even reach sufficient turgidity as you’re looking down at that massive mess of flabby untoned flesh

That's why you need grown man strength and the equipment to handle all that properly, hence why big gurl Luvin isn't for everybody. If you try to snatch up a 250+lbs woman and throw her onto her side then grab her leg an put it over your shoulder as you handle your business massaging that cervix A-Spot; you could end up in traction restraints for weeks if you don't have the strength to deal with that all that fabulous fluff.

Go Canes

 

[423Hurricane]

@Paranos just admitted he’d hit that lost blob a few posts above this.

I mean come on, you’d need endoscopic equipment to actually find an opening and then you’d need to set up support scaffolding to attempt entry, as well as a rope and pulley system to have your wingman reel you back in..... that is assuming you can even reach sufficient turgidity as you’re looking down at that massive mess of flabby untoned flesh

Just roll them in flour and hit the wet spot.

 

[miamicanephins]

@Paranos, you left your laptop on and CIS counter intelligence was able to hack into the web cam and observed the following activity. We know it was you because the audio had you repeatedly screaming in ecstasy, "***** you, @RVA Cane".

Spoiler: NSFW