OT- Nobody beats the Tossed Salad Man!

[SmokeyRone]

Im like Ray Lewis, the Tossed Salad Man!

Just won the USTA Designated in Coral Springs, singles. Golden Set in finals (won all 24 points, then lost two points in second set). Beat some 25 year old, 6-8" Serbian in semis, 7-6,6-1
fifth USTA tourney championship in a row!

Erica and I lost in finals in mixed, but won three hard matches along the way.

Somebody stop me!

 

[duke4heisman]

I thought this was going to be about Cade and his new found success at his new school.

 

[Insanecane]

 

[Garnacho]

Im like Ray Lewis, the Tossed Salad Man!

Just won the USTA Designated in Coral Springs, singles. Golden Set in finals (won all 24 points, then lost two points in second set). Beat some 25 year old, 6-8" Serbian in semis, 7-6,6-1
fifth USTA tourney championship in a row!

Erica and I lost in finals in mixed, but won three hard matches along the way.

Somebody stop me!

Link?

 

[UMinati]

Congrats

Urban Dictionary: tossed salad

A rather tasty salad typically comprising of lettuce, onions, tomatoes, cucumbers among many other vegetables, topped with a dressing of some sort.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Empirical Cane]

Im dying to know how this post relates to tossing salad.

On second thought, I'm afraid.

Very afraid.

 

[SmokeyRone]

Ray Lewis IS the Tossed Salad Man!

and I play tennis like Ray plays linebacker!

 

[QuattroCane]

and some people wonder why threads get locked?

 

[SmokeyRone]

Link?

USTA Designated NTRP, Coral Springs.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Welp....there goes my late lunch...

 

[Halcyon Daze]

Im like Ray Lewis, the Tossed Salad Man!

Just won the USTA Designated in Coral Springs, singles. Golden Set in finals (won all 24 points, then lost two points in second set). Beat some 25 year old, 6-8" Serbian in semis, 7-6,6-1
fifth USTA tourney championship in a row!

Erica and I lost in finals in mixed, but won three hard matches along the way.

Somebody stop me!

Hey Dude....I can ship you some of my old tennis trophies....I have 4 full tables total and it's starting to cost me a lot in storage....There are no names on the trophies...you can say you were a top 10 world ranked junior player....

 

[Cribby]

Having yo salad tossed