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On my way of walking into a Chick fil A this morning, what appeared to be a homeless man, stopped me and asked could I spare some change. I politely told him that I didn't have any cash, in which I proceeded on with my quest of tasting heaven in the form of a chicken biscuit.
When I open the door to leave the restaurant, the homeless guy was still standing there. I gave him a chicken biscuit that I purchased for him when I bought my meal. He didn't say thank you, but that's not the point. As I walked towards my car, the back of my head was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected impact. When I turned around, I noticed a chicken biscuit, still in the wrapper, lying on the ground near my feet. At that moment, I realized that it was the homeless dude that had just drilled me in the back of my **** head with a f'uckin biscuit. He looked directly at me and said, "I asked for money, not a **** sandwiche." I was like, ****, this dude is a savage!
At that moment, a man only has two options, I could end up on YouTube or even in jail for beating a homeless dude ***, or I could just walk away and take the L, laughing at myself, as I would have done had I witnessed someone else getting hit in the head with a biscuit by a homeless savage.
I chose the impromptu 3rd option. I asked him did he have any eligibility left, and how does he feel about the city of Miami. See, in my humiliation, I astutely realized that I was standing about 45 feet away from the homeless guy when he pegged me in the back of the head. That's a first down and a half! Also, based on the level of impact, he had to have thrown that **** biscuit on a rope. I have not seen that type of skill and accuracy from our Qb's in quite some time.
I'm thinking, Chris Weinke old *** won a Heisman under Richt, why not this crusty homeless dude? ****, I could teach him our entire 3 play offense in about 10 minutes. An arm is an arm!
When I open the door to leave the restaurant, the homeless guy was still standing there. I gave him a chicken biscuit that I purchased for him when I bought my meal. He didn't say thank you, but that's not the point. As I walked towards my car, the back of my head was greeted with an unwelcomed and unexpected impact. When I turned around, I noticed a chicken biscuit, still in the wrapper, lying on the ground near my feet. At that moment, I realized that it was the homeless dude that had just drilled me in the back of my **** head with a f'uckin biscuit. He looked directly at me and said, "I asked for money, not a **** sandwiche." I was like, ****, this dude is a savage!
At that moment, a man only has two options, I could end up on YouTube or even in jail for beating a homeless dude ***, or I could just walk away and take the L, laughing at myself, as I would have done had I witnessed someone else getting hit in the head with a biscuit by a homeless savage.
I chose the impromptu 3rd option. I asked him did he have any eligibility left, and how does he feel about the city of Miami. See, in my humiliation, I astutely realized that I was standing about 45 feet away from the homeless guy when he pegged me in the back of the head. That's a first down and a half! Also, based on the level of impact, he had to have thrown that **** biscuit on a rope. I have not seen that type of skill and accuracy from our Qb's in quite some time.
I'm thinking, Chris Weinke old *** won a Heisman under Richt, why not this crusty homeless dude? ****, I could teach him our entire 3 play offense in about 10 minutes. An arm is an arm!
