OT - A Word of Caution

[deleted18678]

For anyone seeing the new “Halloween” movie:

It is quite terrifying.

There was a scene about halfway through that made Kenneth run out of the theater crying.

It took me several hours to console him.

Be warned.

Thank you, friend.

 

[Rellyrell]

Kenneth is 26 years old.

A lil young for....u know what, never mind. Chinese Massage Parlor it is.

 

[njstateofmind]

A lil young for....u know what, never mind. Chinese Massage Parlor it is.

A little young for what, friend?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

 

[kryptonite]

I can tell you it involved a grapefruit, a lighter and Burt Reynolds.

Like a poster of him or did you guys break out the shovels?

 

[njstateofmind]

Like a poster of him or did you guys break out the shovels?

No shovels were involved.

There was a spatula, though.

 

[Rellyrell]

A little young for what, friend?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

Well, I'm just a little concerned for Kenneth and his prostate, friend. I mean he does have a Nigerian woman so I want to make sure he's in tip top shape.

 

[njstateofmind]

Well, I'm just a little concerned for Kenneth and his prostrate, friend. I mean I mean he does have a Nigerian woman so I want to make sure he's in tip top shape.

Kenneth is in marvelous shape.

Tremendous stamina.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

Kenneth is in marvelous shape.

Tremendous stamina.

Stamina's not the word as your inserting an object in your ***....

 

[njstateofmind]

Stamina's not the word as your inserting an object in your ***....

Woah!!!

What on Earth are you talking about, friend?

 

[njstateofmind]

I don’t insert any foreign objects into my rectal cavity.

 

[HamptonVACane]

I don’t insert any foreign objects into my recital cavity.

Now I am lost......
What is a recital cavity?

 

[njstateofmind]

Now I am lost......
What is a recital cavity?

Dancing dentist.

 

[1LuvCane]

@njstateofmind Oh ok it makes sense now. You hollowed out the grapefruit loaded it with a controlled substance then used the lighter to continue to smoke the substance using the grapefruit as a pipe. Then I’m guessing you all have a Burt Reynolds mask used for undisclosed reasons. That surely did cheer him up I’m sure.

Exactly....

 

[LustNCanes]

How old is Kenneth? And let him know if he comes to The Bay, I’ll take him to a China Town Massage Parlor that will give his prostrate a massage that would bring rainbows and sunshine in his life.

Pffft, no offense @Rellyrell , I got one better.... bring him to Jersey and I’ll massage his prostate myself with my fire department gear on and finish by sprinkling Lucky Charms on his *** ....he’ll really see the rainbows and sunshine in his life. That’ll light a fire in his ***. Just saying .... I’ll do it all, son!

 

[LustNCanes]

Now I am lost......
What is a recital cavity?

A toothache in your ***.. speaking for a friend.

 

[kryptonite]

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No shovels were involved.

There was a spatula, though.

Well of course there was a spatula, you're not some kind of degenerate.

 

[njstateofmind]

Pffft, no offense @Rellyrell , I got one better.... bring him to Jersey and I’ll massage his prostate myself with my fire department gear on and finish by sprinkling Lucky Charms on his *** ....he’ll really see the rainbows and sunshine in his life. That’ll light a fire in his ***. Just saying .... I’ll do it all, son!

Kenneth politely declines your offer.

 

[Cane Dynasty]

I don’t insert any foreign objects into my rectal cavity.

So nothing that isn't made in the USA?

That's a philosophy I can really get behind!

 

[simplycanes]

@njstateofmind Oh ok it makes sense now. You hollowed out the grapefruit loaded it with a controlled substance then used the lighter to continue to smoke the substance using the grapefruit as a pipe. Then I’m guessing you all have a Burt Reynolds mask used for undisclosed reasons. That surely did cheer him up I’m sure.

With life-like hair...

 

[simplycanes]

So nothing that isn't made in the USA?

That's a philosophy I can really get behind!

Yup, Kenneth must be American.