UMFarArcher
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are quietly putting all Florida Proctologists on a standby emergency response call, telling them that when UM beats UF, up to a full third of the Gainesville Population, and maybe another few thousand in Orlando - will blow their O-Rings. Sphincters will torque loose, others will be ripped, and some are anticipated to simply "go on the blink."
Rumor has it that the Medical Overlord calling for this standby to be a closet UM fan, as he stressed that he really wanted the ham-fisted proctologists to try to be the first to arrive.
Georgia's Governor has offered to send proctologists from that state - but most Georgia proctologists have already refused, saying "**** those ***holes! Call Roto-Rooter!"
Alabama proctologists are just now getting caught up on the significant damage that occurred as a result of the National Championship Game - and are still trying to get everything stitched up in Alabama.
President Trump has been notified, and his response - after laughing to the point of tears in his eyes - said, "If more assistance is required - we'll "dig deeply" into the situation and make a determination on how much other Federal Assistance will be required. He did however, promise to contact the Department of Education.
That's all I got right now.
Rumor has it that the Medical Overlord calling for this standby to be a closet UM fan, as he stressed that he really wanted the ham-fisted proctologists to try to be the first to arrive.
Georgia's Governor has offered to send proctologists from that state - but most Georgia proctologists have already refused, saying "**** those ***holes! Call Roto-Rooter!"
Alabama proctologists are just now getting caught up on the significant damage that occurred as a result of the National Championship Game - and are still trying to get everything stitched up in Alabama.
President Trump has been notified, and his response - after laughing to the point of tears in his eyes - said, "If more assistance is required - we'll "dig deeply" into the situation and make a determination on how much other Federal Assistance will be required. He did however, promise to contact the Department of Education.
That's all I got right now.