LUcanesfan
Sophomore
- Joined
- Feb 26, 2012
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All the talk about us taking goon players, how about he start hiring goon coaches? Butch and Olive Garden fits the bill... At least when a player does bad, he is not automatically kicked off the team. Imagine this...
Olive Garden: Son, you failed your drug test again... We're going to have to let you go.
Player: How the fudge are you going to kick me off the team for failing a drug test when you were popping Mollies & popping a wheelie with your mistress on the back of your motorcycle and then crashing into the side of an Olive Garden?
Olive Garden: You're right, son... I apologize. Welcome back to the team.
Olive Garden: Son, you failed your drug test again... We're going to have to let you go.
Player: How the fudge are you going to kick me off the team for failing a drug test when you were popping Mollies & popping a wheelie with your mistress on the back of your motorcycle and then crashing into the side of an Olive Garden?
Olive Garden: You're right, son... I apologize. Welcome back to the team.
