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Those hands look soft and feminine.

Looks like WVU overs will be set somewhere in the realm of 50-59 weekly.

You know what that means, right Swerski?

Mrs. Larry wants a new house.
 
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That wallet serves a purpose...

Joe keeps it in his back pocket as a built in booster seat to see over the wheel of mom's Subaru hatchback while delivering BooThisMoney.


And for those of you with a degenerate itch that needs scratching...

Croatia +2 over China tips @ 4am.
 
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100* KC ROYALS UNDER 80 -130


40* LA DODGERS UNDER 81½ -115

20* OAK ATHLETICS OVER 72 -115
20* PHI PHILLIES UNDER 93½ -135
20* ST LOUIS CARDINALS OVER 84 -115


10* CHI CUBS UNDER 74½ -115


With both Yankee Stadium and Jimmy Buffet on tap for tomorrow, BooThisMan decided to take a rare Friday night off from TheSands. Now seems like as opportune a time as any to check in on this season's baseball win totals.


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[TR="class: evenrow team-10-7"]
[TD="align: left"]Kansas City
[/TD]
[TD]44[/TD]
[TD]61[/TD]
[TD].419[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]


[TABLE="class: tablehead"]
[TR="class: oddrow team-10-19"]
[TD="align: left"]LA Dodgers
[/TD]
[TD]57
[/TD]
[TD]50[/TD]
[TD].533
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]


[TABLE="class: tablehead"]
[TR="class: evenrow team-10-11"]
[TD="align: left"]Oakland
[/TD]
[TD]57[/TD]
[TD]48[/TD]
[TD].543[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

[TABLE="class: tablehead"]
[TR="class: oddrow team-10-22"]
[TD="align: left"]Philadelphia
[/TD]
[TD]47[/TD]
[TD]59[/TD]
[TD].443[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

[TABLE="class: tablehead"]
[TR="class: evenrow team-10-24"]
[TD="align: left"]St. Louis
[/TD]
[TD]57[/TD]
[TD]49[/TD]
[TD].538[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]


[TABLE="class: tablehead"]
[TR="class: evenrow team-10-16"]
[TD="align: left"]Chicago Cubs[/TD]
[TD]43[/TD]
[TD]61
[/TD]
[TD].413
[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]


The only real miss seems to be on the Dodgers, which was effectively written off as a lost 45 days into the season. Every other play seems to be progressing nicely thus far.
 
haven't had much chance to preview the season who's taking Tulsa/Houston offensive mantle in the post Keenum/Kinne world
 
There are some early college football lines that I love. How about the over in Oregon/Arkansas State? We all know Oregon at home will be go-go-go, and Arkansas State, with new head coach Gus Malzahn, has to be thinking go-go-go as well. Thoughts?

Also, Florida is pretty **** good at covering in these early games. I know we all remember the snap snafu against Miami Ohio from two years ago, but I'm fairly confident that's the only time they haven't covered in the last 4 years in these games. UF defense should be pretty **** stout. Thoughts?
 
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O/U @ 62 on that Oregon-ArkySt game?

Sounds like a good one, to me. ArkySt scored 32 ppg last year, add Mulzahn and return their starting QB.
 
Going to keep up with my EPL picks in here like in the past. I don't advise tailing as it's mostly degenerate type stuff. I'll keep it in terms of units, but the value of the unit would be nothing compared to college football or when I'm tailing some of you guys. Anyway, here we go for Week 1:

1. ****nal -1 (-145). I like ****nal to win this by 2 goals.
2. QPR ML (+100). Swansea really struggles on the road here, while QPR improved in the offseason
3. Reading-Stoke City under 2.5 (-145). Stoke struggles scoring on the road. Reading plays conservative in their first game up. Low scoring affair.
4. Liverpool ML (-106). They have the talent. Coming off a disastrous season, can they start this season netting 3 points?
5. Chelsea ML (-156). Haven't looked good in the preseason, but play very well against Wigan and will want to avoid a slow start
6. Man City -2 (+110). I really think City dominates this game and name their score against Southhampton.
7. Man City- Southhampton over 3 (-120). I think City gets at least 3 on their own, and likely 4. If Hart sits, that helps the cause even more.
8. United ML (-112). Everton struggles early, and United know the importance of getting 3 in this spot.

That's a lot for opening weekend, but we're not talking car payments per bet or anything like that. Like I said, it's mainly degenerate type wagers just to keep the games exciting and see how this goes.
 
Going to keep up with my EPL picks in here like in the past. I don't advise tailing as it's mostly degenerate type stuff. I'll keep it in terms of units, but the value of the unit would be nothing compared to college football or when I'm tailing some of you guys. Anyway, here we go for Week 1:

1. ****nal -1 (-145). I like ****nal to win this by 2 goals. ****nal couldn't generate anything on target. -1.45 units
2. QPR ML (+100). Swansea really struggles on the road here, while QPR improved in the offseason Ignore everything I said apparently. -1 units
3. Reading-Stoke City under 2.5 (-145). Stoke struggles scoring on the road. Reading plays conservative in their first game up. Low scoring affair. A 90 minute penalty made this interesting, but on the board with a win. +1 units
4. Liverpool ML (-106). They have the talent. Coming off a disastrous season, can they start this season netting 3 points? Disastrous start again. -1.06 units
5. Chelsea ML (-156). Haven't looked good in the preseason, but play very well against Wigan and will want to avoid a slow start
6. Man City -2 (+110). I really think City dominates this game and name their score against Southhampton.
7. Man City- Southhampton over 3 (-120). I think City gets at least 3 on their own, and likely 4. If Hart sits, that helps the cause even more.
8. United ML (-112). Everton struggles early, and United know the importance of getting 3 in this spot.

That's a lot for opening weekend, but we're not talking car payments per bet or anything like that. Like I said, it's mainly degenerate type wagers just to keep the games exciting and see how this goes.

Dreadful start on Saturday. 1-3 for -2.51 units.
 
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So no new thread . . . Did everyone do so well that keeping this one is more desireable than starting fresh? Also starting fresh means we dont have to scroll to page 63 to see whats going on this year.
 
Going to keep up with my EPL picks in here like in the past. I don't advise tailing as it's mostly degenerate type stuff. I'll keep it in terms of units, but the value of the unit would be nothing compared to college football or when I'm tailing some of you guys. Anyway, here we go for Week 1:

1. ****nal -1 (-145). I like ****nal to win this by 2 goals. ****nal couldn't generate anything on target. -1.45 units
2. QPR ML (+100). Swansea really struggles on the road here, while QPR improved in the offseason Ignore everything I said apparently. -1 units
3. Reading-Stoke City under 2.5 (-145). Stoke struggles scoring on the road. Reading plays conservative in their first game up. Low scoring affair. A 90 minute penalty made this interesting, but on the board with a win. +1 units
4. Liverpool ML (-106). They have the talent. Coming off a disastrous season, can they start this season netting 3 points? Disastrous start again. -1.06 units
5. Chelsea ML (-156). Haven't looked good in the preseason, but play very well against Wigan and will want to avoid a slow start W. +1 unit
6. Man City -2 (+110). I really think City dominates this game and name their score against Southhampton. An Aguero injury and a missed penalty. -1 unit
7. Man City- Southhampton over 3 (-120). I think City gets at least 3 on their own, and likely 4. If Hart sits, that helps the cause even more. Way over, +1
8. United ML (-112). Everton struggles early, and United know the importance of getting 3 in this spot. Really?

That's a lot for opening weekend, but we're not talking car payments per bet or anything like that. Like I said, it's mainly degenerate type wagers just to keep the games exciting and see how this goes.

Dreadful start on Saturday. 1-3 for -2.51 units.

Better Sunday. Overall: 3-4 for -1.51 units.

Another loss on Monday. Overall: 3-5 for -2.63 units.
 
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Yeah have to take that arkst ou over. Ark st ran spread-like O last year. Their qb that is back was their leading rusher too last year I think. Ark st loses a good amount and oregon d should be better but Oregon should get 50 on them alone leaving just a few scores from ark st to fire up the rocket ship.
 
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