Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Dwinstitles]

Dude said if we beat them in 2013 there dynasty never happens. Lol omg that killed me

 

[EB1177]

I'm admittedly torn between embarrassment for our long-standing formidable adversary that has become a laughing stock program and taking sheer delight in their unmitigated failures. It's like Sugar Ray Leonard watching Tommy Hearns lose 3 fights in a row to ****** unranked opponents. You kinda hate to see it because it diminishes your own glory. Can't brag about owning a trash opponent.

That said, I hope those mf's wallow in misery for the next several years for all the &hit I had to hear from their fans during our dark days and their head to head streak. I remember vividly telling a co-worker that all it takes is one bad coach to royally f*ck up your program for 3 years. Hire another bad coach to succeed him and now you're looking at another 3 years of misery plus 3 more years to try to dig out of that hole and return to respectability. That's 9-10 years of trash-dom right there, and it can easily happen.

Now, they are praying Norvell can turn things around, but most know he can't do it. Norvell is heading into Year 2, and he's going to be sodomized again. But he won't be fired at season's end. Which means they are stuck with him at least through 2022. That will mean 2017 - 2022 at a minimum of outright suck. They'll have to scramble to find another coach, and that guy will have at minimum a 3 year turnaround project ahead of him - and that's if they get the hire right.

Which means at best they return to respectability in 2025, but odds are it will be later than that. That would be 8 years of misery for the Holes if they are lucky. And I pray that during the next 3 years if Manny has his &hit together, our program is back as an established perennial playoff contender. And that will mitigate any minor success their program may try to reclaim because we will be the dominant in-state program by a mile.

FSU deserves every bit of the suffering they have experienced and have yet to experience. They haven't even bottomed out yet and that's the most laughable aspect of all.

#That’sFacts

 

[RVACane]

#That’sFacts

Brewster translation:

#ThatFacts

 

[JG14]

You gotta love how soon they forget their program was purposely cancelling games last year because they didn't want to take anymore L's

 

[CaneDog66]

With no COVID-19 to hang their hats on for 2021, the Semenholes are going to be in for a rude awakening this season. I can’t see more than 5 dubs on that schedule, and of the 7 losses all will be by double digits too. We are going to walk off of Doak Campbell with the streak intact and another soul crushing loss for FSPoo.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I hope all FSU fans get lost in gloryholes. They could take @Mackmiller974 also.

Careful. A lot of them would consider that their perfect weekend.

 

[RVACane]

Edit: Old tweet, my bad.

 

[theribdoctor]

That's from a couple years ago, now they couldn't push the sled.

 

[RVACane]

That's from a couple years ago, now they couldn't push the sled.

My bad.

 

[theribdoctor]

My bad.

from the Spleen/Mystery Men issue.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Yea in 2013 fsu beats bama....."that'll show them not to pay for five stars" . (Elmur Fud voice)

That definitely would of stopped that dynasty.....Clemson beat them and that dynasty still rolling

 

[SWFLHurricane]

It's A Nole's Thing.....Nobody in their right F-ing Minds would understand...

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

Edit: Old tweet, my bad.

So the dummy wins?!!

 

[RVACane]

from the Spleen/Mystery Men issue.

2nd time you’ve torn clothing on me like Neil Diamond’s father in the Jazz Singer, in the past week.

 

[JD08]

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That's simply not true at all. We absolutely love Mike Norvell.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Edit: Old tweet, my bad.

This is still funny two years later.

Dude literally lost a rep to an inanimate tackling sled.

And not only that, the tackling dummy got up before he did, literally.

Literally got up before the player.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

It's A Nole's Thing.....Nobody in their right F-ing Minds would understand...

Probably your best post this year so far. This goes right to the top of the charts.

 

[Dwinstitles]

This is still funny two years later.

Dude literally lost a rep to an inanimate tackling sled.

And not only that, the tackling dummy got up before he did, literally.

Literally got up before the player.

He said the tackling dummy got up before he did

 

[Torocane]

Just how insane and delusional do they have to be to think that bama is worried about them after the season they just had!!

 

[theribdoctor]

2nd time you’ve torn clothing on me like Neil Diamond’s father in the Jazz Singer, in the past week.

We only hurt the ones we love