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DTP said:
My sister used to work at an Orlando nightclub in the early-mid 2000’s Tiger Woods would get a VIP table, buy multiple bottles and tip like $5. They would always make the newest server take care of him because they didn’t know how cheap he was.

I also know the girl who put Warren on blast for a $0 tip at the Upper Deck sports bar by Gulfstream race track.
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These servers are also dumb as ****.

They think because you’re rich you’ll HAVE to break them off.

**** that.
 
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Ghandi said:
These servers are also dumb as ****.

They think because you’re rich you’ll HAVE to break them off.

**** that.
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Most are just expecting to get tipped the standard 15-20% that everyday people tip. Also eat a huge **** for calling my sister dumb as **** for serving while she was in college. You’re a ******.
 
DTP said:
Most are just expecting to get tipped the standard 15-20% that everyday people tip. Also eat a huge **** for calling my sister dumb as **** for serving while she was in college. You’re a ******.
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Will Ferrell Anchorman GIF
 
Ghandi said:
What your sister calls “serving” is called prostitution in the real world.

/Hope her herpes flare ups cleared up!
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****** talking tough in the internet. Just because you’re poor and can’t afford to tip doesn’t make it ok. Broke *** *****. Bartending is called “prostitution” in the real world?
 
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Trav said:
There's Cane on Cane violence in every thread if it goes long enough. Any thread that goes at least 500 pages someone is gonna be challenging someone to a fight in the parking lot. It's the rules.
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I mean... this is true lol
 
OrangeBowlMagic said:
I can’t imagine it finishes this bad (maybe?) but they have the 40th ranked class in the country right now.

I said it so many times in this thread, they are so impossibly ****ed because they simultaneously literally cannot afford to fire Norvell yet cannot afford to NOT fire him. I know it’s fun and games to laugh at them but 10000.0% real talk, it’s the absolute worst possible spot they can possibly be in.

They are absolutely awful on the field, they have ZERO talent, a terrible coaching staff, and their coach is owed $60M yet a complete lame duck at the same time so they have zero chance to attract any talent. They’re literally punting on an entire season and recruiting class.

It has quite literally, never, EVER been this bad at FSU. Ever. It’s the definition of rock bottom. They are so unfathomably ****ed in every single direction.

Normally I’d say they’ll overpay for a couple kids and get some blue-chips, and they still might, but they’re in total money saving mode right now and don’t forget they paid a LOT to keep some of their kids. The twins got PAID to stay. They paid Duce a lot. Kromah is one of the most expensive backs in the country, remember last year he was all set to go to UGA and fsu majorly overpaid him to come. So they might not have the money to overpay for much this class, and that’s the only way anyone good is going there. You’d be crazy to take market value to go to fsu knowing Norvell is almost certainly gone after this year.

There’s down absolutely horrendous, and then there’s fsu.
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If they wait until after our game., it could easily be worse than 40th.

We play them on October 17th. Let's speculate we crush them and they fire Norvell within the week. Early signing period is December 3-5, and 95% of the better recruits commit by then. They will have roughly 6 weeks to hire a head coach and land a new class. And like what happened to Mario, he'll have only the old staff to lean on to help recruit.

IIRC, after Shannon was fired, only 3 verbally committed kids stuck with the class. Golden was hired on 12/12 and had over 7 weeks after that until 2/2 to land the 33rd rated class. The next FSU coach will have far less time.
 
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