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Calicane02 said:
Still can't believe banks went in the first, every year there's a gator reach....he never seemed to put it together and was always hurt, I'm no doctor but foot injuries for a tall guy carrying 330+ isn't a good recipe in my opinion
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Another guaranteed gator NFL bust. Guy played like, what? Three games in college?
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Another guaranteed gator NFL bust. Guy played like, what? Three games in college?
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Death, Taxes, and Gator 1st round busts
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GojiraCane said:
The blue chip recruit looked around at the unathletic center. Its roof was partially caved in, with only sporadic electric lighting providing visibility. But no matter. Sunlight streamed through the holes. As did the occasional bird dung droplets.

“It’s rustic,” said the Seminoles coach. He tightened his cornrows and then folded his arms. “But it toughens us. Makes us men.”

The recruit stepped forward and heard a splash. Looking down, he saw a torrent of yellow and green water streaming from a nearby hallway. Indescribable filth floated down it..

“Oh, don’t mind that. The new water closet done broke down. The critters will done take care of that there cruddies.”

The recruit gazed in astonishment. What is this place, he thought silently. In the facility, players were shooting super soakers at each other. Throwing water balloons. Bench pressing. But instead of weights there were pillows attached the the bars. And clowns. Many, many clowns. Players were decorating each others faces. Putting red noses and giant shoes on.

“Excuse me, Coach, I think I need to head back -“

“Nonsense,” replied the coach. He blew a rusted, half functional whistle. “MEN!” He bellowed. “Gather round!”

After several minutes the players had put down the super soakers and the clown makeup and slowly gathered around him.

“You all know,” he said, voice impassioned. “LAst season wasn’t quite up to our standards. No. We need to do more. We need to do better.”

He snapped his fingers. A bored aid wheeled a table out. Something lay under a soiled sheet.

“I‘ve done gone into the seclusion. And out there, it hit me. I know what we need. What we always needed!”

The coach ripped off the sheet, revealing a 1980s boom box. He put in a cassette tape.

Nothing happened.

Annoyed, he pulled out the cassette, and with it yards of magnetic tape. He pulled another mix tape out of his pocket and put it in. The coach hit play. Instantly the sounds of Dee-Lite filled the wrecked facility.

“What we needed to be unconquered was simply this!”

“DANCE!”

The coach instantly pivoted, moonwalked, and did a spinarooni. The players responded, all dancing in robotic, Invasion of the Body Snatchers fashion. They had no will of their own anymore. All that mattered was dance.

The recruit ran, horrified towards the exit of the facility. Only to find it locked. He turned, and in terror saw the coach and his players slowly advancing towards him.

Dancing.

Thriller style.
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When I see FSU from now on, I’m going to think of that quote.

“I’ve done gone into the seclusion!”
 
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grover said:
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We touched rock bottom like that not so long ago. On the other hand we weren’t destitute and leveraged up to our gills, we were able to fire our coach, and we didn’t have to recruit against Mario and a resurgent rival in Miami. I honestly cannot remember a program in as dark a place as FSU.
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They better pray the new guy at UF struggles because if they get decent coupled with what Miami’s done they’re cooked.

It’s really kind of fascinating.
 
grover said:
We touched rock bottom like that not so long ago. On the other hand we weren’t destitute and leveraged up to our gills, we were able to fire our coach, and we didn’t have to recruit against Mario and a resurgent rival in Miami. I honestly cannot remember a program in as dark a place as FSU.
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1989 SMU?
 
grover said:
We touched rock bottom like that not so long ago. On the other hand we weren’t destitute and leveraged up to our gills, we were able to fire our coach, and we didn’t have to recruit against Mario and a resurgent rival in Miami. I honestly cannot remember a program in as dark a place as FSU.
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No didn’t have a 2-10 and what 6 losing seasons in 8. Ww were just on avg 7-5 for 20 years.
 
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The best part about this is there’s no light at the end of the tunnel for them. Norvell making bank to be run a poor program and they can’t do anything about it. Recruiting classes suck. Qb reject followed by more qb rejects that no one wants lmao. FSU football is in football ****. Teeth gnashing and weeping all over Tallahassee
 
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