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What in the ACTUAL ****?

I guess "legacy" must mean something different in North Florida....



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TheOriginalCane said:
Wait, wait, it gets better:


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We have a young man who just turned 18 who’s motto is GABOS which stands for “Game Ain’t Based On Sympathy”.

While FSU has a grown *** man as the face and coach of their program who just filmed a documentary where he’s hoping to get plenty of it.

Could you imagine Mario filming a documentary after that first season based on the drama and struggles and loneliness of being a head coach??!!

HoLeeSht!!!
It keeps getting worse.
 
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pacusmc said:
We have a young man who just turned 18 who’s motto is GABOS which stands for “Game Ain’t Based On Sympathy”.

While FSU has a grown *** man as the face and coach of their program who just filmed a documentary where he’s hoping to get plenty of it.

Could you imagine Mario filming a documentary after that first season based on the drama and struggles and loneliness of being a head coach??!!

HoLeeSht!!!
It keeps getting worse.
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From said documentary:

INTERIOR: ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT

MIKE NORVELL, face ebullient, strides down the corridor with camera crew in tow.

NORVELL
When I arrived in 2020 the greatest struggle was the restroom facilities -
(a beat)
Or lack thereof.

DISSOLVE TO

An immense cesspit. An FSU player looks at it as tens of thousands of flies mill about. Something horrific briefly broaches the oily brown surface, then slithers out of view.

DISSOLVE TO

INT. FSU ATHLETIC CENTER

A pained expression is on Norvell’s face. For a beat. Then a broad smile stretches across it.

NORVELL
But we adapted. We rebuilt. Working together, we built something bigger. Something better. And let me show you.

He walks towards a sign labeled FSU LAVATORY.

Opens the door…

…revealing a single, 1890s era water closet.
 
Handsome Squidbum said:
Only proper response to the FSU fans is to say thank you for forcing the ACC to let Miami keep all the playoff money. We wouldn’t be landing Mensah and stacking chips for another playoff run next year without their help.
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If we can keep doing this every season, does it even make sense to leave the ACC?
 
lol took a look at their board and 95% of them are inconsolable. Mostly coping about us tampering or us not making a P2 conference because how we operate.

They are going to be irrelevant for a very long time. The reason why they’re so desperate to get their hospital system going and get into a P2 is because they desperately need new revenue streams. They are at major danger of becoming the next Nebraska.
 
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FL Cane said:
lol took a look at their board and 95% of them are inconsolable. Mostly coping about us tampering or us not making a P2 conference because how we operate.

They are going to be irrelevant for a very long time. The reason why they’re so desperate to get their hospital system going and get into a P2 is because they desperately need new revenue streams. They are at major danger of becoming the next Nebraska.
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Haha is that their new goalpost? “Miami won’t make a P2 conference because of how they operate!” - talk about copium!

fsu is a shell of itself
 
GojiraCane said:
From said documentary:

INTERIOR: ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT

MIKE NORVELL, face ebullient, strides down the corridor with camera crew in tow.

NORVELL
When I arrived in 2020 the greatest struggle was the restroom facilities -
(a beat)
Or lack thereof.

DISSOLVE TO

An immense cesspit. An FSU player looks at it as tens of thousands of flies mill about. Something horrific briefly broaches the oily brown surface, then slithers out of view.

DISSOLVE TO

INT. FSU ATHLETIC CENTER

A pained expression is on Norvell’s face. For a beat. Then a broad smile stretches across it.

NORVELL
But we adapted. We rebuilt. Working together, we built something bigger. Something better. And let me show you.

He walks towards a sign labeled FSU LAVATORY.

Opens the door…

…revealing a single, 1890s era water closet.
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Then you see a bedroom with a wardrobe, the door opens, and Norvell walks out of F$U Narnia into the real world.
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