Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

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Their 5-7 record is actually deceiving, it should really be 3-7, those two early season scrimmages ain’t fooling anyone.


Just when you thought you've heard the most pathetic excuse of all time ("The Snub!!!"), now this F$U writer goes even farther...

This season, after their two cupcake games, the F$U players stopped playing hard...because of their NIL deals...


 
I have to ask, why in the world did you go to that game? Please tell us that the ticket and parking were free! And anything you ate and/or drank
Lol, my wife and son went to UF as did her brother. It was pretty comical of the group that went we had Miami, Bama, Auburn, Arkansas and FSU represented.
I will say that both my wife and son are Miami fans first and foremost.
 
I remember feeling that way a little over a decade ago. But I didn’t worry that we were broke, I just thought we were being incompetent and apathetic.

Being incompetent, apathetic, AND broke sounds like the deepest, darkest level of CFB ****. Like Dante’s Inferno-level ****.
And we still didn't have a losing season, let alone 2-10.
 
And we still didn't have a losing season, let alone 2-10.
EXACTLY.

Going all the way back to 1980, we’ve only had five losing seasons, and in each we still won five or six games.

2022- 5-7
2019- 6-7
2014- 6-7
2007- 5-7
1997- 5-6

Noles have had SIX losing seasons since 2018, and this includes a two and a three win season.
 
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He has some wild imagination

Hey Tommy, when you get denied, the car needs another coat of wax. Thanks

Wax Biff GIF by Back to the Future Trilogy
 
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e believe both FSU and Gus Malzahn have explored the possibility of the veteran coach going elsewhere, per multiple sources.

+Malzahn (or his representation) has spoken to various programs with head-coaching vacancies. Arkansas (since filled) was one. UAB another, although it sounds like Malzahn may be further down the line there at the time of writing this.

+Going to be an OC elsewhere has also been discussed. Malzahn has previously, before taking the FSU job, talked about the possibility of retiring. So it’s all on the table right now, it would seem: Return, leave for a variety of jobs, or retire. One source within the program shared that they think Malzahn leaves. We’ll see.

+IF Malzahn indeed left, FSU seems likely to go the route of hiring a coordinator to replace him (rather than Norvell stepping back into the OC role). We’ve heard through agency sources that FSU has talked with different coordinator candidates already to be prepared for a possible departure. One of the names that we’ve heard is Pitt OC Kade Bell, who’s expected to be a commodity among OC-needy teams. Bell is a play-caller, so those are the waters FSU seems to be swimming in.
 
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