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I just don’t understand where this confidence comes from with FSU fans. They are quick to say, “this season will be better because we have a whole new team”, but at the same time they have zero chemistry. New offense and new defense, it’s going to take time to make it work and they open with Bama.
This year versus last year:

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2024 Average Composite Rating: .8956
2025 Average Composite Rating: .8935

2024 Average Football Experience: 2.02 years
2025 Average Football Experience: 1.75 years
 
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90 players in 2024. 45 on offense, 42 on defense, 3 on special teams.

F$U will be younger. And less talented.

drunk animal house GIF by IFC


-Lost 8 of 12 WRs (4 seniors), added 5 WRs
-Lost 4 of 5 TEs (1 senior), added 4 TEs
-Lost 1 of 7 RBs (1 senior), added 1 RB
-Lost 8 of 17 OLs (5 seniors), added 10 OLs
-Lost 3 of 4 QBs (1 senior), added 3 QBs

-Lost 3 of 7 DTs (0 seniors), added 4 DTs
-Lost 7 of 9 DEs (1 senior), added 6 DEs
-Lost 5 of 9 LBs (2 seniors), added 4 LBs
-Lost 2 of 6 Ss (1 senior), added 2 Ss
-Lost 3 of 11 CBs (2 seniors), added 3 CBs

So what does that mean? 18 of the 44 guys that left were leaving anyhow. And they were guys who were from the "good" Undefeated 13-1 team of 2023. Meaning that 26 guys left for other reasons besides "no more eligibility". And they brought in 41 guys, of which 22 are transfers and 19 of which are true freshmen.

What F$U would have you believe is that the loss of 26 guys who were not "big contributors" to their 2023 Undefeated 13-1 team, and their replacement by 22 transfers, will be the key to FSU going from 2-10 to (some will claim) 10-2.

Pass-catching - 3 of the 5 new WRs are true FR. 2 of the 4 new TEs are true FR. Is that enough of an improvement, 2 transfer WRs and 2 transfer TEs? F$U was NOT GOOD in the passing game last year.

Running - the sole new addition is a true FR. Mid before, still mid.

OL - Lost a lot of seniors (remember the pre-season hype?) and 5 of the 10 new guys are true FR. Not sure the OL will be any better than 2024.

QB - we all know the story here, they think Scrappy Castellanos is going to be everything that looks-like-Tarzan DJU was not. If Tiny Castellanos gets hurt, F$U is cooked.

DL - arguably, this is the biggest area of upgrade. They pushed out 9 underclassmen and only 5 of the 10 replacements are true FR. Could be an improved unit.

LB - they would LIKE to make the same argument here, but the best new LB is a true FR, and the three transfers are 3 of their 4 least talented LBs.

DB - only pushed out 2 underclassmen, and 3 of the 5 new guys are true FR. Might be good eventually, but not a good upgrade for 2025.

Everything turns on the QB and the DL. And the blind hope that changing all 4 tires on the OL will work out somehow. Otherwise, I don't see where F$U has either "added by subtraction" in getting rid of the players responsible for the 2024 debacle (but who were not the leaders of the 2023 Undefeated 13-1 team). or where F$U has added enough QUALITY from the Portal to yield immediate improvement, outside of praying for Castellanos's body to cover the checks that his ego is writing.

I know that hope springs eternal in Talla-*******-hassee, but this is going to be another rough year for them.
 
Last time they opened with bama the tide went home with a definitive victory and Deondre Francois’ ACL. Wouldn’t be shocked if this year was a similar result.
 
90 players in 2024. 45 on offense, 42 on defense, 3 on special teams.

F$U will be younger. And less talented.

drunk animal house GIF by IFC


-Lost 8 of 12 WRs (4 seniors), added 5 WRs
-Lost 4 of 5 TEs (1 senior), added 4 TEs
-Lost 1 of 7 RBs (1 senior), added 1 RB
-Lost 8 of 17 OLs (5 seniors), added 10 OLs
-Lost 3 of 4 QBs (1 senior), added 3 QBs

-Lost 3 of 7 DTs (0 seniors), added 4 DTs
-Lost 7 of 9 DEs (1 senior), added 6 DEs
-Lost 5 of 9 LBs (2 seniors), added 4 LBs
-Lost 2 of 6 Ss (1 senior), added 2 Ss
-Lost 3 of 11 CBs (2 seniors), added 3 CBs

So what does that mean? 18 of the 44 guys that left were leaving anyhow. And they were guys who were from the "good" Undefeated 13-1 team of 2023. Meaning that 26 guys left for other reasons besides "no more eligibility". And they brought in 41 guys, of which 22 are transfers and 19 of which are true freshmen.

What F$U would have you believe is that the loss of 26 guys who were not "big contributors" to their 2023 Undefeated 13-1 team, and their replacement by 22 transfers, will be the key to FSU going from 2-10 to (some will claim) 10-2.

Pass-catching - 3 of the 5 new WRs are true FR. 2 of the 4 new TEs are true FR. Is that enough of an improvement, 2 transfer WRs and 2 transfer TEs? F$U was NOT GOOD in the passing game last year.

Running - the sole new addition is a true FR. Mid before, still mid.

OL - Lost a lot of seniors (remember the pre-season hype?) and 5 of the 10 new guys are true FR. Not sure the OL will be any better than 2024.

QB - we all know the story here, they think Scrappy Castellanos is going to be everything that looks-like-Tarzan DJU was not. If Tiny Castellanos gets hurt, F$U is cooked.

DL - arguably, this is the biggest area of upgrade. They pushed out 9 underclassmen and only 5 of the 10 replacements are true FR. Could be an improved unit.

LB - they would LIKE to make the same argument here, but the best new LB is a true FR, and the three transfers are 3 of their 4 least talented LBs.

DB - only pushed out 2 underclassmen, and 3 of the 5 new guys are true FR. Might be good eventually, but not a good upgrade for 2025.

Everything turns on the QB and the DL. And the blind hope that changing all 4 tires on the OL will work out somehow. Otherwise, I don't see where F$U has either "added by subtraction" in getting rid of the players responsible for the 2024 debacle (but who were not the leaders of the 2023 Undefeated 13-1 team). or where F$U has added enough QUALITY from the Portal to yield immediate improvement, outside of praying for Castellanos's body to cover the checks that his ego is writing.

I know that hope springs eternal in Talla-*******-hassee, but this is going to be another rough year for them.

You have WAY too much time on your hands
 
I do think Castellanos gives them something they desperately needed last year in a quarterback who can improvise and make plays with his legs. DJ was not that guy and after four years of playing Jordan Travis scramble ball, they couldn’t run an actual offense without him. Castellanos gives them that wild card that is tough to account for. That said, they were literally the second worst offense in FBS last year so even if they make a significant jump, they still suck. Going from 13 points per game to 22 is a huge jump but 22 points per game is still terrible.
 
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Oh I know he’s small. I’m just saying the degree is crazy compared to the guys behind him. The perspective makes it worse.


The middle QB in that bunch also has one leg in front of the other, and thus appears to be shorter than he is.

Castellanos is a garden gnome.
 
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