Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[305407cane]

I’ll need to see Bamas starting qb before I commit to a 30 point win for them.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I’ll need to see Bamas starting qb before I commit to a 30 point win for them.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Zero standards.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Zero standards.

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[TheOriginalCane]

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I just hope the poor guy doesn't fall backwards, engulfing the Maxwell Trophy with his ******.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

Zero standards.

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Further evidence preseason watch lists are irrelevant...

 

[TomAce]

 

[dycane]

FSU has a joke of a conference schedule along with two cupcakes following Bama. If Norvell doesn’t win 7 games — the season total is set at 6.5 — he’s toast.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

This is the same dude that said that Bama has no clue what they’re up against when they meet at Doak Campbell stadium to kick off their season. Dude is nuts. Baga will most likely hang up 70 on them, and I’m here for it.

 

[GojiraCane]

This is the same dude that said that Bama has no clue what they’re up against when they meet at Doak Campbell stadium to kick off their season. Dude is nuts. Baga will most likely hang up 70 on them, and I’m here for it.

I won't bother to do the full roster comparison, but here's Alabama's running back room versus the most powerful position group on paper for FSU.

Alabama
0.9729 AK Dear
0.9704 Richard Young
0.9628 Jam Miller
0.9617 Kevin Riley
0.9348 Daniel Hill
0.8281 Dre Washington

Florida State
0.9622 Ousmane Kromah
0.9523 Kameron Davis
0.9233 Caziah Holmes
0.9149 Micahi Danzy
0.9100 Roydell Williams
0.8975 Samuel Singleton
0.8900 Jaylin Lucas

Florida State's highest rated running back would be the fourth highest rated back if he were at Alabama.

And here are the quarterback rooms:

Alabama:
0.9997 Keelon Russell
0.9883 Ty Simpson

Florida State:
0.8939 Kevin Sperry
0.8878 Brock Glenn
0.8700 Thomas Castellanos
0.8300 Jaylen King

Alabama has some additional quarterbacks on roster but none appear to have star rankings. But you can presume based on HS recruiting that the Crimson Tide will have the advantage in every position group, bar none.

 

[F-MarioCristobal]

Zero standards.

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The "watch list" with Castellanos on it:

 

[TheOriginalCane]

This article is hilarious and brutal:

The more Florida State talks, the less I believe in a return to relevance

The Seminoles had all sorts of momentum at this time last year, but some head-scratching offseason decisions put the future in doubt.

www.saturdaydownsouth.com

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[305407cane]

This article is hilarious and brutal:

The more Florida State talks, the less I believe in a return to relevance

The Seminoles had all sorts of momentum at this time last year, but some head-scratching offseason decisions put the future in doubt.

www.saturdaydownsouth.com

It’s hard to imagine because of how the season went in 2024 but they had all the hype with their super veteran OL and “best DL in the nation” talk. That Ireland game against tech was pure hilarity in week 0.

 

[Dees Brown]

FSU has a joke of a conference schedule along with two cupcakes following Bama. If Norvell doesn’t win 7 games — the season total is set at 6.5 — he’s toast.

Toast?! Mike is going have a long career at FSU.

 

[Cuddlefish]

couldn’t hit the save button fast enough…all my Trailer Brothers getting this one !

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[PRcane787]

 

[Gables Cane]

 

[Canes Legacy]

Can’t wait for them to get humbled. I rarely root for bama but ROLL **** TIDE

 

[thepfink]

I just don’t understand where this confidence comes from with FSU fans. They are quick to say, “this season will be better because we have a whole new team”, but at the same time they have zero chemistry. New offense and new defense, it’s going to take time to make it work and they open with Bama.