Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Lance Roffers]

These 247 noles ******** said Bain would be worse. There is a good 5 minutes or so on their preseason predictions of them laughing like they were some elite program. It's so glorious to watch these days. Here is the link starts about the 1hr mark.

"Because of how beautifully constructed this roster is, I don't see any way we can win fewer than nine games and ten is most likely. That's how thoughtful and great the pieces fit together with this team. This season is going to be so great and I can't wait."

In the HOF of all-time bad takes.

Interestingly, they were asked which players they absolutely couldn't lose and after DJU it was Darius Washington named.

 

[Morey161]

Lmao who was that sassy *** nerd in the red shirt

Buddy got so emotional lol

On twitter it's @xsandnoles

 

[Golsen82]

"Because of how beautifully constructed this roster is, I don't see any way we can win fewer than nine games and ten is most likely. That's how thoughtful and great the pieces fit together with this team. This season is going to be so great and I can't wait."

In the HOF of all-time bad takes.

Interestingly, they were asked which players they absolutely couldn't lose and after DJU it was Darius Washington named.

Florida beats miami. Guess he didn't crack up

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

There may be enough turnover-caused short fields to make 50 very doable unless FSU just concedes the game early on and doesn't bother trying to push the ball down field with their laughable QBs

My only concern in getting 40+ is if we go run heavy to avoid cheap shots and as a result end up shortening the game

 

[DMCanes155]

My only concern in getting 40+ is if we go run heavy to avoid cheap shots and as a result end up shortening the game

tbh I'd be good with this. I want to dominate, but care more about the season than I do about putting 70 on FSU. A dominant performance with a dominant season will set us up for success for the next few years and set FSU for failure for the next few

 

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Nah. I want them to keep getting beat down and have to keep hiring more trash coaches who will in turn get beat down....and the cycle keeps going as neither school can afford to do better thanks to the giant buyouts they have accumulated.

And keep eating dog ****, dont forget, that's become a tradition at this point

 

[hesskilla]

 

[Mikep]

The fish rots from the head.

PRISON MIKE IS SUCH A *****.

And we wonder why the F$U fanbase continues to whine about THE SNUB...



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So all those transfers and recruiting class he brought in were victimized by the snub too?

 

[K-TownCane21]

If im Mario im telling the team we arent suiting up a punter for this weekend.

 

[Madabs]

If im Mario im telling the team we arent suiting up a punter for this weekend.

The Punter and Kicker are the only ones that do anything on that team. 35 out of their 108 points scored have been by Fitzgerald

 

[DTP]

Just read this on Fox Sports.

There have been three instances in the Florida State-Miami rivalry in which the home team was favored by at least 20 points.

The home team won all three by a combined margin of 129-31, with none being fewer than 24 points.

This series has had its share of blowouts. Tomorrow we add to that tradition

 

[SCarolina Ibis]

This series has had its share of blowouts. Tomorrow we add to that tradition

Definitely. I think they'll quit and it gets out of hand early. Way too many 1 year rentals on that 1-6 roster for them to care about it being a rivalry game.

 

[305407cane]

Their offense is bad on a biblical level. Dan penos looks like the greatest show on turf compared to these bozos.

And enough with the Memphis mike. That’s an insult to Memphis. Who beat fspoo.

Qb guru tho

 

[One9]

 

[One9]

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For a good Friday laugh.

 

[Problem2]

 

[Problem2]

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They love talking about Mario’s chest

I’m getting concerned at this point that they have a fetish

 

[Felonious Monk]

They love talking about Mario’s chest

I’m getting concerned at this point that they have a fetish

 

[DTP]

Noles 247 reporters: Miami is going to blow out FSU

CIS: Miami better be concerned. It’s a rivalry game and they’re going to play us tough and score 40 points against us.

 

[FL Cane]

Noles 247 reporters: Miami is going to blow out FSU

CIS: Miami better be concerned. It’s a rivalry game and they’re going to play us tough and score 40 points against us.

I've never seen them as despondent as they are right now. All of their writers have us blowing them out. Baghdad Brendan Sonnone mustered a one sentence summary of what FSU was good at - spoiler alert the rest was blank (on purpose) - and the rest of them were plain said.