Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[caneholic88]

I hope Manny beats them.

He does have a winning record against them

 

[Hurricane Hero]

Josh Pate made a really good point tonight, UF can be hopeful for their future because we don’t know who will replace Billy. For FSU, they are stuck with Mike because they can’t fire him for 5 or 6 years.

 

[TomAce]

Norvell stole one from the Napier playbook

 

[TOcane]

Berg is jumping on the bandwagon!!!
ITS GREAT TO BE A MIAMI HURRICANE!!!

Dude looked happy about it lol did not expect that.

 

[Odysseus]

How is this possible underdog to a 0-3 team

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Back in the glory days we did the chant but to EF U seminoles, seminoles EF U. That while doing it extending the middle finger.

This is 100% true.

And it got picked up by the TV network in 1986.

That's when Connie Nickel (the director of the cheeleading squad) came up with the "U" hand-signal during the 1988 season, done to the Imperial March from Star Wars. That whole thing with the "U" hand-signal was supposed to prevent us from doing the Tomahawk Chop with our middle fingers.

My roommate was in the UM Marching Band, every time that F$U would crank up the War Chant, the UM Band of the Hour was instructed to play the Imperial March. Then the varsity cheerleading squad in front of the student section would do the "U" hand-signal and get the students to follow along.

Worked fairly well. Became a new tradition.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Billy cant recruit lol

Shhhhhh....don't tell the SemenHoles....

 

[TheOriginalCane]

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The guy's screen name is "DynastyReborn" with a thumbnail photo of Prison Mike.

He is HEAVILY invested in the myth he is trying to sell others on.

No hope for him.

Prison Mike "has risen above all challenges...he'll do it again..."

Yeah, Prison Mike and Jesus Christ have a lot in common...

Wowsers...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Jesus Christ lol

But but but, all those "starts", all that "experience"...

 

[birdicane9177]

More bad news for the Noles

Cal Bears have played well in the 2nd half tonight.

They are probably going to leave Tally with a W next week.

0-4 looking possible, even likely!

that rb for cal might have 400yds on those cucks!

 

[TheOriginalCane]

He does have a winning record against them

FSU would be lucky to hire a fine alum like Manny Diaz...

 

[bigweez]

DJ has exactly 666 yards passing this year. That team is doomed in so many ways.

 

[Kn[]_[]ckles3o5]

I don't see them with a winning record.

vs Cal: toss-up
@SMU: toss-up
vs. Clemson: loss
@Duke: win
@Miami: loss
vs. UNC: toss-up
@ Notre Dame: loss
vs Charleston: win
vs. Florida: toss-up

3 likely losses, 2 likely wins and 4 toss-ups. 7-5 best case scenario, 2-10 worst case. I personally expect a 3- or 4-win season. When/if they lose to Cal, the players will mentally check out and the wheels will fall off given so many me-guys on the roster.

Current status of the noles' wheels

 

[GojiraCane]

Josh Pate made a really good point tonight, UF can be hopeful for their future because we don’t know who will replace Billy. For FSU, they are stuck with Mike because they can’t fire him for 5 or 6 years.

UF’s roster is arguably in better overall shape.

Wide receivers: Tie. Gators have 5 blue chip players - all high school recruits. FSU has the same.

Tight end: Gators. UF has two blue chip high school recruited players, FSU has one.

Running back: FSU. UF has two blue chip high school recruited players, FSU three.

Offensive line: Tie. Both have four blue chip players recruited from high school.

Quarterbacks: Tie. Each has a blue chip player recruited from high school

Defensive line: Gators. UF has four blue chip players recruited from high school, FSU two.

Defensive end: Tie. Both have four blue chip players recruited from high school.

Linebacker: Gators. UF has five blue chip players recruited from high school, FSU two

Safety: Tie. Each has a blue chip player recruited from high school

Cornerback: Gators. UF has six blue chip players recruited from high school, FSU five.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

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WTF?!? Is that a he/she in their marching band?

Edit: Oh snap…it’s even worse than I thought. The he/she is one of the their garnet and gold “girls.” I just spit my food out.

 

[JG14]

If they have guys opt out after the 4th game to save a year of eligibility the tears will be overflowing. They will be the second school this season to cancel a game because of whooping cough

 

[canesupremacy]

Where have you gone Jen Sturger

Onlyfans?

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

man oh man, revenge this year for all the **** we had to deal with. Them thinking we were coping telling them FSU wasnt that good when it was obvious. Now they see and now we will blitz their asses back to the stone age and their new AI fire alarm can go off again at Doak knowing that we burning them out of hard rock.

I want a beatdown of historical proportions. I’m sure Mario hasn’t forgotten about Mikey Boy running up the score on us at the end of the game at Hard Rock Stadium.

I still remember Mario saying something like, “that’s the way it goes. One day we’ll be on the other side of that” or something like that. Retribution is coming.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

I hope they don’t pull the same crap they did with Clemson a few years back and bail out of the game last minute for fear of the beat down they’re going to get.

You beat me to it. I was about to say this exact same thing.

I don’t doubt that Norvell would say that the entire team caught COVID, bird flu, dysentery, or some kind of new illness, just to avoid that beatdown that is coming to him and his crew.

 

[CaneTheGaytors]

Steve Wiltfong holding back tears around the two minute mark. Surprisingly, Josh Newberg shoots down his cope lmao

They’re crying now about not getting Cam Ward, after repeatedly downplaying us getting him. Now they’re crying that they were first in the Cam Ward sweepstakes, but Norvell didn’t want to wait around for him.

You can’t make this up.