The more I think about this, the more my mind gets blown. I've gotten nothing done at work today.
Trotting past a gaggle of beat writers and belting out "good morning trusted media members" in a saccharine sing-song cantor, and those media members (some of whom have had to have been ****ting on him for the last ten days) then responding in chorus, like a bunch of 2d graders greeting the assistant principal, "good morning coach NorveLL" - has to be the strangest thing that has ever happened at florida state (and that is saying something).