Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

Exactly!

Which leads me to believe....

That either the free shoulder rubs aren't as good as advertised, OR...
SHOULDER RUBS ARE ONLY FOR GUYS WHO HAVEN'T SIGNED YET!!!!!

****, this thing goes deep than I ever expected.

(And could be a cause for another NCAA finding)



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They nust gave got Patterson or Trader 🤣 they’re so delusional
I’ve been looking at their sites the last few days and their fan base is legit talking about 10-2 or 12-0 playoff run for next year. Apparently getting the most average at best QB in the portal and five second and third string guys from Bama makes them contenders.

They open up against a pretty experienced GT team in Dublin next season. They drop that one and and you’ll really start to see the negativity start to roll. They’re a 7-5/8-4 team imho. They’ve got no depth. The UGA wipeout showed that.
 
I’ve been looking at their sites the last few days and their fan base is legit talking about 10-2 or 12-0 playoff run for next year. Apparently getting the most average at best QB in the portal and five second and third string guys from Bama makes them contenders.

They open up against a pretty experienced GT team in Dublin next season. They drop that one and and you’ll really start to see the negativity start to roll. They’re a 7-5/8-4 team imho. They’ve got no depth. The UGA wipeout showed that.
I can see them losing to Miami , Clemson , ND and SMU for sure
 
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Real life delusion. Just got into an NIL discussion with an FSU fan last night trying to explain to me how FSU has a top 5 NIL program and is the best run in the country.

jimmy fallon lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
Real life delusion. Just got into an NIL discussion with an FSU fan last night trying to explain to me how FSU has a top 5 NIL program and is the best run in the country.

jimmy fallon lol GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon


That's some serious delusion.

Never mind the "first F$U collective" getting them put on probation.

Never mind the "second F$U collective" choosing not to pay their own players, and losing them to the Portal.

Oh, sure, they had one year where they threw a few bucks at their own imported recruits so that they wouldn't enter the NFL draft a year early....

"Top 5 NIL program". Untrue.

"Is the best run in the country". Insanity.
 
Every recruiting cycle there is a photo of at least one kid getting his shoulders rubbed by Norvell, and you can always see how uncomfortable the kid is with the whole thing. I almost want to hunt them all down and make a collage... The Prison Mike Awkward Shoulder Rub Collage.

They’re uncomfortable because they feel the next thing Cornroll Mike might want to rub is a foot or so lower and not all ( notice I said not all and not any) of those guys play that stuff….😜
 
Did FSU host a junior day yesterday?

Wonder who actually went to it? How dumb do they have to be to try and compete with Battle Miami? Even their QB who's committed was down in Miami
 
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Let's compare junior days. fsu had one last weekend and will have another this weekend, so we'll give them 2 for our 1.

fsu 1/20
4-star QB Tramell Jones Jr. (FSU commit)

QB Kendetryon Backstrom (arrived Friday)

4-star RB Byron Louis

2026 RB Demarius Yates (arrived Friday)

5-star WR Jaime Ffrench (arrived Friday)

4-star WR Vernell Brown

3-star WR CJ Wiley (arrived Friday)

3-star WR Daylyn Upshaw

3-star WR Edward Coleman

2026 WR Malachi Toney (Miami commit)

3-star TE Hollis Davidson (visited Friday)

3-star OL Mario Nash (arrived Friday)

2026 OL Jakobe Green (visited Friday)

5-star Edge Zion Grady

3-star Edge Romando Johnson

4-star DL Myron Charles

4-star DL Jalen Wiggins (Florida commit)

3-star DL Trajen Odom

3-star DL Christian Hudson

5-star LB Zayden Walker

4-star LB Tavion Wallace

4-star DB Gregory Xavier Thomas

4-star DB Darrell "Duke" Johnson

5-star DB Zech Fort (2026)

fsu 1/27
2026 QB Brodie McWhorter

-- Florida State has already offered McWhorter -- who has visited Tallahassee several times already.

3-star RB Shawn Simeon

-- Simeon earned an offer from FSU after an impressive camp performance last summer. USF, Toledo and Charlotte are his other options at this point.

5-star OL Solomon Thomas (26th) (FSU commit)

-- FSU landed Thomas last month when he made the surprise decision to commit to the Seminoles. He's ranked as the No. 1 interior offensive lineman in the country.

3-star OL Thomas Dumais

-- Dumais attends Clearwater Academy International -- the school FSU signed offensive tackle Lucas Simmons out of. Dumais holds an offer from FSU.

2026 OL Ben Bankowitz

4-star WR Derick Smith

-- The 'Noles offered Smith in 2022 but this'll mark his first ever visit to Florida State.

4-star WR Quincy Porter

-- Porter is the No. 1 ranked player in the state of New Jersey and will travel down to Tallahassee this weekend.

3-star TE Hollis Davidson

-- Davidson was at FSU last Friday but wanted to get more of an in-depth visit, so he's visiting Tallahassee again this weekend.

4-star DL Trent Wilson

-- The Seminoles will host this talented defensive lineman from Maryland on campus. Wilson is also high on Oklahoma, Penn State, Ohio State, Tennessee, Texas A&M, Florida and Maryland.

4-star LB Ethan Pritchard (FSU commit)

-- FSU landed Pritchard after he witnessed the Seminoles beat Miami in Doak Campbell Stadium last November. The Central Florida native has offers from Florida, Auburn and Miami.

3-star LB Mantrez Walker

-- Walker was offered by FSU back in 2022 and this trip will mark his first visit to campus since. He stepped back on a commitment from Michigan in September and visited Miami last weekend.

DB Caden Gordon
Miami 1/27
2025

5-star LB Zayden Walker

5-star DB DJ Pickett


5-star WR Dakorien Moore (LSU commit)

Top247 WR Caleb Cunningham

Top247 QB Husan Longstreet

Top247 QB KJ Lacey

Top247 LB Jadon Perlotte (Georgia commit)

Top247 OL Josh Petty

Top247 OL Owen Strebig

Top247 DB Trey McNutt

Top247 DL Myron Charles

Top247 WR Kaliq Lockett

Top247 LB Noah Mikhail

Top247 S Hylton Stubbs

Top247 LB TJ Alford

Top247 WR Dallas Wilson (Oregon commit) *expected

Top247 RB Alvin Henderson

Top247 EDGE Marco Jones

Top247 CB Tariq Hayer

Top247 WR Cortez Mills

Top247 WR Naeshaun Montgomery

Top247 CB Chris Ewald

Top247 LB Nathaniel Owusu-Boateng

Top247 LB Gavin Nix

Top247 IOL Cortez Smith

Top247 IOL Dontrell Glover

Top247 RB James Simon

Top247 DL Jalen Wiggins (Florida commit)

Top247 EDGE Javion Hilson (Florida State commit)

Top247 RB Deandre Desinor

Top247 QB Ty Hawkins (TCU commit)

Top247 QB Bear Bachmeier

Top247 TE Luka Gilbert

Top247 TE Ethan Barbour

Top247 TE Da'saahn Brame

Top247 TE Linkon Cure

Top247 TE Nate Roberts

Top247 TE Kiotti Armstrong

Top247 DB Devin Williams

Top247 LB Matai Tagoa'i

Top247 DL Trent Wilson

Top247 WR Daylan McCutcheon

Top247 WR Quanell X Farrakhan

Top247 S Martels Carter

Top247 RB Deondrae Riden

4-star LB Elijah Melendez (Miami commit)

4-star WR Waden Charles (Miami commit)

4-star WR Jayvan Boggs (Ohio State commit)

4-star WR Vernell Brown

4-star OL Ziyare Addison

4-star WR Daylon Singleton (SMU commit)

4-star DB Onis Konanbanny

4-star WR Dillon Alfred

4-star WR CJ Wiley

QB Luke Nickel (Miami commit)

CB Javion Holiday

LB Ezekiel Marcelin

DL Trajen Odom

OL Max Buchanan

OL Lamar Williams

IOL Kaden Strayhorn

EDGE Tylon Lee

DB Sael Reyes

IOL Gabe Smith

DL Brandon Brown

EDGE Andre Fuller

IOL Isaac Sowells

WR Tyree Weatherspoon

ATH Jade Card

EDGE Jeramiah McCloud

IOL Gerrick Gordon

ATH Andre Jackson

DL Jarquez Carter

LB Hector Chavez

ATH Dylan Vickerson

IOL Chavez “Sandman” Thompson (Oregon commit)

LB Ty Jackson

RB Joseph Troupe

DB LaRue Zamorano

DB Aiden Manutai

QB Wyatt Becker (Utah commit)

QB Bekkem Kritza (Penn State commit)

QB Kelden Ryan (Virginia Tech commit)

QB Emile Picarella

WR Lamason Waller

CB Jaylen Bell (LSU commit)

CB Jett White (Maryland commit)

WR Kameron Powell

DB Kolbe Harmon

DB Carson Lawrence (Vanderbilt commit)

WR Jaden Perez

2026


5-star LB Anthony James

Top247 QB Dia Bell

Top247 Kevin Ford Jr.

Top247 CB Davon Benjamin

Top247 JaReylan McCoy

Top247 QB Landon Duckworth (South Carolina commit)

Top247 DB Jireh Edwards

Top247 DB Zelus Hicks

Top247 OL Sam Utu

Top247 RB Messiah Mickens

Top247 WR Devin Carter

Top247 RB Deshonne Redeaux

Top247 ATH Aaron Gregory

Top247 WR Xavier McDonald

Top247 O'Mari Johnson

DL Deuce Geralds

ATH Elias Coke

TE Zachery Turner

CB Madden Riordan (USC commit)

CB Jayden Crowder

WR Daniel Odom

WR Malachi Toney

ATH Tay Lockett (Arkansas commit)

DB J'Vari Flowers

RB Tyreek King

CB Chaston Smith

CB Jermaine Bishop

LB Ashton Moore

DB Xavier Lherisse

EDGE Jordan Campbell (Miami commit)

2027

WR Ethan Feaster

DB Larry Moon III
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Huh? Wat has Jackson done for Yu too say that?
It's more what we haven't done. He started at DT for us a couple years ago. He would helped take the double teams off of LT last year and would have started. He would have also started this year. Again not saying he's all world but we have been searching for a DT that can take double teams since he left. Pause.
 
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