Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

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A lot of us...

...know someone in college...
(sure, sure, someone singular)

...who lost what they thought... (uh-oh, the switch to plural, the dead giveaway for "talking about yourself, but using plural to disguise it")

...was their future spouse... (yes, future spouse, you can't possibly marry someone who goes to a fraternity party)

...in such a scenario... (much like UiF/F$U recruiting, where commitments are based on not being able to look at anyone else and compare)
 
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