Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[DamnLiesAndStatistics]

Not necessarily tears, but an inside look at an official visit for one of their 3-Star LB commits from this cycle. They did hook my man up with some Nutter Butters

Norvell's speech...

Who told him to yell at people 10 feet away?

 

[d--1]

Norvell's speech...

Who told him to yell at people 10 feet away?

It's honestly how I picture a Manny speech on a visit. That lack of confidence that leads you to think you need to yell to convince someone that you're great.

 

[Number1CanesFan]

I would also add that he could easily have a job right now at a better program, but maybe not as an OC. His only other play calling job so far was the UVA one he just lost when the HC was fired.

You mean retired. Bronco Mendenhall was not fired.

 

[Number1CanesFan]

Yo you aren’t kidding. You know what he is thinking just by looking at him. “How in the *** did my career derail this bad that my best option is to be here trying to sell a bunch of kids that coming to Tallahassee is the best choice”

Still cashing checks.

 

[786Cane]

So he just kept falling further and further down, from Miami to Florida to UCF to F$U...

You are disrespecting UCF!

 

[JgDaCane]

I got them objectively at 2.

 

[786Cane]

I got them objectively at 2.

Orange and Green shades off, right now I think that UCF is better than UiF and fsu.

 

[DTP]

So he just kept falling further and further down, from Miami to Florida to UCF to F$U...

Maybe he can get a promotion to FAU next

 

[LokiCane]

 

[oso4lyf]

These stupid ****'s are peacocking all over twitter because of the 0/4 as if it's some sort of victory for them.

 

[Damiencane86]

These stupid ****'s are peacocking all over twitter because of the 0/4 as if it's some sort of victory for them.

Let then have their "victory" I guess lol

 

[WaterburyCane]

These stupid ****'s are peacocking all over twitter because of the 0/4 as if it's some sort of victory for them.

Last I checked 2 of the 4 haven’t announced yet.

 

[305407cane]

These stupid ****'s are peacocking all over twitter because of the 0/4 as if it's some sort of victory for them.

Yeah that’s bad. But nothing is worse than the ufag brigade cheering that aguero didn’t choose us but chose Georgia. As if that’s better for them. The team they play yearly

 

[canesbrah]

Last I checked 2 of the 4 haven’t announced yet.

And those are the two we are actually confident about lol they are morons

 

[786Cane]

Yeah that’s bad. But nothing is worse than the ufag brigade cheering that aguero didn’t choose us but chose Georgia. As if that’s better for them. The team they play yearly

That's because we are living in their heads.

 

[UMinati]

These stupid ****'s are peacocking all over twitter because of the 0/4 as if it's some sort of victory for them.

 

[TheEye]

That's because we are living in their heads.

 

[KANE]

8-4 is a bold prediction

 

[GojiraCane]

Predictions:
(W) 59-3 Duquense
FSU Fan: We're back!

(L) 21-24 LSU
FSU Fan: Stupid SEC refs. They'll be on OUR side when we join the conference in a few years

(L) 17-31 Louisville
FSU Fan: What just happened?

(L) 14-28 Boston College
FSU Fan: Snow conditions were too great

(L) 21-31 Wake Forest
FSU Fan: That is a powerhouse program. Always has been. But we're getting closer

(L) 14-17 NC State
FSU Fan: Wind conditions affecting kicking, receiving, and rushing. And three of our four losses have been by less than 2 TDs

(L) 10-35 Clemson
FSU Fan: I remember when Dabo used to put 60 on us. We're such much closer as programs now

(W) 28-21 Ga Tech
FSU Fan: This is the turning of the tide

(L) 17-58 Miami
FSU Fan: We have new locker rooms and play in our own stadium

(W) 38-17 Syracuse
FSU Fan: Two out of the last 3 games were victories. The tide has turned

(W) 58-10 Louisiana
FSU Fan: Can you feel it? CFB certainly can! The momentum is clearly with this program

(L) 10-38 Florida
FSU Fan: Wait until next year

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Predictions:
(W) 59-3 Duquense
FSU Fan: We're back!

(L) 21-24 LSU
FSU Fan: Stupid SEC refs. They'll be on OUR side when we join the conference in a few years

(L) 17-31 Louisville
FSU Fan: What just happened?

(L) 14-28 Boston College
FSU Fan: Snow conditions were too great

(L) 21-31 Wake Forest
FSU Fan: That is a powerhouse program. Always has been. But we're getting closer

(L) 14-17 NC State
FSU Fan: Wind conditions affecting kicking, receiving, and rushing. And three of our four losses have been by less than 2 TDs

(L) 10-35 Clemson
FSU Fan: I remember when Dabo used to put 60 on us. We're such much closer as programs now

(W) 28-21 Ga Tech
FSU Fan: This is the turning of the tide

(L) 17-58 Miami
FSU Fan: We have new locker rooms and play in our own stadium

(W) 38-17 Syracuse
FSU Fan: Two out of the last 3 games were victories. The tide has turned

(W) 58-10 Louisiana
FSU Fan: Can you feel it? CFB certainly can! The momentum is clearly with this program

(L) 10-38 Florida
FSU Fan: Wait until next year

FSU being 2-7 before they play us, and then 4-7, before they play their final game vs UFailure, is not far fetched at all, in fact these are very likely scenarios.

My dream scenario is both teams being well under 500 in this final game, with neither vying for a postseason bowl. It will be the epitome of hate watching. A game which I will thoroughly enjoy under these circumstances.