Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

[Cane30]

They are completely rattled by Ruiz. They knew their issues are limiting them already, but Miami's NIL deals have them cornered. The Mas brothers haven't even started up, yet. Their program is in a rough spot.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Where are the tears?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Where are the tears?

Wait until spring practice starts. Then you'll get SemenHole Tears galore.

 

[zx7oppa]

They are completely rattled by Ruiz. They knew their issues are limiting them already, but Miami's NIL deals have them cornered. The Mas brothers haven't even started up, yet. Their program is in a rough spot.

Don't forget about the the guy who owns Camping World or something like it, as well as the Tomato King

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Don't forget about the the guy who owns Camping World or something like it, as well as the Tomato King

Lots of other UM guys with plenty of money and lower profiles.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

And for my 20,001st post...

FVCK THE SEMENHOLES!!!

 

[Canesrule230]

Gotta love Willie Taggart for burying that program under the weight of his buyout.

 

[DTP]

In fairness they’ve been poor for a while. The whole reason Jimbo made the lateral move to aTm was because he kept asking the FSU athletic department for more money and they were like “nah bro”.

 

[d--1]

In fairness they’ve been poor for a while. The whole reason Jimbo made the lateral move to aTm was because he kept asking the FSU athletic department for more money and they were like “nah bro”.

Yep. They hired Willie partially because they're just terrible at choosing coaches, but also partially because they were cheap. Jimbo showed them what a top coach would cost and they're balked.

 

[canefanforlife1]

Peasants can’t even get their OL a pizza NIL lmao

 

[Canes2082]

Peasants can’t even get their OL a pizza NIL lmao

What they didn’t mention is the players have to deliver pizza to get the deal

 

[AUcane]

Peasants can’t even get their OL a pizza NIL lmao

Texas boosters to OL recruits: here’s $50k
FSU boosters to OL recruits: here’s free pizza

You can’t make this **** up. Proverbial clown show and it’s great.

 

[zx7oppa]

Texas boosters to OL recruits: here’s $50k
FSU boosters to OL recruits: here’s free pizza

You can’t make this **** up. Proverbial clown show and it’s great.

The question is should they be even eating Pizza.... I guess the nutrition when out the door at F$U

 

[AUcane]

The question is should they be even eating Pizza.... I guess the nutrition when out the door at F$U

Yep and it’s probably sh1tty pizza at that

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

It at least took Miami a handful of good but not great years before we bottomed out. FSU won a title and theee years later were a straight dumpster fire. I can’t imagine four straight losing seasons.

I actually looked it up a couple of weeks ago. You'd have to go back to the early 70s.

 

[77cane]

FSU is a Duke Level football program
Losing to them felt the same as loosing to Duke.

 

[EB1177]

Manny has a better record tho.

who would you rather have coaching your defense & LBs doe???

 

[EB1177]

Let me tell you how bad FSU is. They yap on and on about last 20 years right, ok. Cant complain. But in all those 20 years, we have had 2 losing seasons. FSU has had 4 consecutive losing season. But because they were good in early 2010s they don't realize they are worse than we have ever been. Its funny and sad all together. And now we making actual moves there is not an ounce of reasoning left over there. Like I said, if you wanna know where a program is heading look on the recruiting trail.

What I also find really funny is: if fsWHO had the off-season that WE have had, what would their board look like/be saying??? CFP Bound??? ACC Champs??? 10+ wins??? Etc. Etc. that are SO FULL OF SH*T!!! F*CK ‘EM wit a LIMP D*CK!!!

 

[GojiraCane]

Texas boosters to OL recruits: here’s $50k
FSU boosters to OL recruits: here’s free pizza

You can’t make this **** up. Proverbial clown show and it’s great.

Free? The benefit is one extra pepperoni on the second large pizza. And they get to keep the box.

 

[GojiraCane]

The question is should they be even eating Pizza.... I guess the nutrition when out the door at F$U

Nutrition personnel budget went towards installation of refurbished 1940s trench urinal and 360 degree cloth hand towels.