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Probably tired of writing for vulgar idiots.
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whoopingcane
The Judge
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Pete got hitched. He's on his honeymoon.
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Sugarhillcane
Freshman
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- Nov 6, 2011
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Latest practice report:
Canes Camp Afternoon Wrap-up – 8/28:
-For years the Canes’ S&C record holders and yearly standings for each category (bench press, squat, etc) have been posted on the wall inside the weight room. Coach Swasey announced today that many of these categories have been replaced with more “inclusive” ones, such as: smallest carbon footprint, protests attended, hashtag creation, and documentaries viewed. This was one of former school president Donna Shalala’s pet projects that finally came to fruition.
-Spiderman was not the only special visitor to Canes practice today. During the team’s first milkshakes and brownies break the snacks were handed out by none other than members of the South Florida Autobot Squad – a local group of Transformers fans who make their own costumes. Jaquan Johnson was confused, “I don’t get it. Are there little kids coming? And why are we eating brownies in the middle of practice?” Training staff quickly ushered Johnson away to the locker room citing heat stroke.
-Licensed therapists will be on the sidelines for all games this season. Players who are experiencing emotional distress may excuse themselves from the game at any time to speak with the counselors by merely tapping on their helmets.
-Coach Golden announced that Tyler Grimsley has now gained 14 lbs since the spring.
-Players were treated to a sneak preview of a new video that will play during warm-ups and/or time-outs this season. The video features intense music over slow motion scenes of various players in action. In the clip shown to the media, Nick Linder stacks boxes of food at a homeless shelter, Terry McCray opens a door for an elderly woman, and Jerome Washington smiles warmly as he plays checkers with a child in the park.
-Former Cane great Ken Dorsey was spotted at practice. For a time he was merely observing, but then attempted to give Brad Kayaa some instruction regarding crossing routes being left wide open for the taking. The two continued speaking until coaches overheard Dorsey and immediately put a stop to it. Dorsey was visibly upset and shouted “either not one of you has a single clue about coaching football or you’re purposely trying to destroy this program! It’s like amateur hour!” An irate Al Golden had security throw the former QB off campus while a red-faced Coach D’onofrio bellowed obscene comments about members of Dorsey’s family. Hours later the AD, University, and all local mainstream media sources issued a joint statement condemning Dorsey’s “racist bigotry and unprogressive attitude toward gender equality.”
-While nothing is official, the starting lineup for the 2-1-7 is taking shape: DL: T Howard and Heurtelou, MLB: Kamalu OR D Owens OR A Moten OR R Jenkins, CB: J Young, AQ Muhammad, R Kirby, M Smith OR C Elder OR J Vogel OR H Wells, S: D Bush, C Thomas, K Norton OR D Jackson AND J Gordinier
-The gelato station has been repaired and was back in action. Jelani Hamilton had an extra pep in his step upon hearing the news.
-Mark Walton struggled at practice today. He was noticeably slower and less shifty than usual. The reason? The freshman was wearing 30 lb weights on his ankles with bags of sugar strapped to his stomach and sides. This was done to simulate what it will be like once Walton is at his target weight. Coach Golden acknowledged Walton’s struggles, “He still has a long way to go. Clearly he’s not at the right weight to see the kind of playing time that we need from him. But we’re gonna work with him and stay after him. Soon he won’t need those ankle weights and sugar bags – it’ll be like taking training wheels off a bike.”
GoldenOfrio Sucks
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WTH got em shook up.
UMFarArcher
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WTH got em shook up.
WTH is keeping his freak on.
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Latest practice report:
Canes Camp Afternoon Wrap-up – 8/28:
-For years the Canes’ S&C record holders and yearly standings for each category (bench press, squat, etc) have been posted on the wall inside the weight room. Coach Swasey announced today that many of these categories have been replaced with more “inclusive” ones, such as: smallest carbon footprint, protests attended, hashtag creation, and documentaries viewed. This was one of former school president Donna Shalala’s pet projects that finally came to fruition.
-Spiderman was not the only special visitor to Canes practice today. During the team’s first milkshakes and brownies break the snacks were handed out by none other than members of the South Florida Autobot Squad – a local group of Transformers fans who make their own costumes. Jaquan Johnson was confused, “I don’t get it. Are there little kids coming? And why are we eating brownies in the middle of practice?” Training staff quickly ushered Johnson away to the locker room citing heat stroke.
-Licensed therapists will be on the sidelines for all games this season. Players who are experiencing emotional distress may excuse themselves from the game at any time to speak with the counselors by merely tapping on their helmets.
-Coach Golden announced that Tyler Grimsley has now gained 14 lbs since the spring.
-Players were treated to a sneak preview of a new video that will play during warm-ups and/or time-outs this season. The video features intense music over slow motion scenes of various players in action. In the clip shown to the media, Nick Linder stacks boxes of food at a homeless shelter, Terry McCray opens a door for an elderly woman, and Jerome Washington smiles warmly as he plays checkers with a child in the park.
-Former Cane great Ken Dorsey was spotted at practice. For a time he was merely observing, but then attempted to give Brad Kayaa some instruction regarding crossing routes being left wide open for the taking. The two continued speaking until coaches overheard Dorsey and immediately put a stop to it. Dorsey was visibly upset and shouted “either not one of you has a single clue about coaching football or you’re purposely trying to destroy this program! It’s like amateur hour!” An irate Al Golden had security throw the former QB off campus while a red-faced Coach D’onofrio bellowed obscene comments about members of Dorsey’s family. Hours later the AD, University, and all local mainstream media sources issued a joint statement condemning Dorsey’s “racist bigotry and unprogressive attitude toward gender equality.”
-While nothing is official, the starting lineup for the 2-1-7 is taking shape: DL: T Howard and Heurtelou, MLB: Kamalu OR D Owens OR A Moten OR R Jenkins, CB: J Young, AQ Muhammad, R Kirby, M Smith OR C Elder OR J Vogel OR H Wells, S: D Bush, C Thomas, K Norton OR D Jackson AND J Gordinier
-The gelato station has been repaired and was back in action. Jelani Hamilton had an extra pep in his step upon hearing the news.
-Mark Walton struggled at practice today. He was noticeably slower and less shifty than usual. The reason? The freshman was wearing 30 lb weights on his ankles with bags of sugar strapped to his stomach and sides. This was done to simulate what it will be like once Walton is at his target weight. Coach Golden acknowledged Walton’s struggles, “He still has a long way to go. Clearly he’s not at the right weight to see the kind of playing time that we need from him. But we’re gonna work with him and stay after him. Soon he won’t need those ankle weights and sugar bags – it’ll be like taking training wheels off a bike.”
Holy ****!
LOL Real Tears
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Gatorhater
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Latest practice report:
Canes Camp Afternoon Wrap-up – 8/28:
-For years the Canes’ S&C record holders and yearly standings for each category (bench press, squat, etc) have been posted on the wall inside the weight room. Coach Swasey announced today that many of these categories have been replaced with more “inclusive” ones, such as: smallest carbon footprint, protests attended, hashtag creation, and documentaries viewed. This was one of former school president Donna Shalala’s pet projects that finally came to fruition.
-Spiderman was not the only special visitor to Canes practice today. During the team’s first milkshakes and brownies break the snacks were handed out by none other than members of the South Florida Autobot Squad – a local group of Transformers fans who make their own costumes. Jaquan Johnson was confused, “I don’t get it. Are there little kids coming? And why are we eating brownies in the middle of practice?” Training staff quickly ushered Johnson away to the locker room citing heat stroke.
-Licensed therapists will be on the sidelines for all games this season. Players who are experiencing emotional distress may excuse themselves from the game at any time to speak with the counselors by merely tapping on their helmets.
-Coach Golden announced that Tyler Grimsley has now gained 14 lbs since the spring.
-Players were treated to a sneak preview of a new video that will play during warm-ups and/or time-outs this season. The video features intense music over slow motion scenes of various players in action. In the clip shown to the media, Nick Linder stacks boxes of food at a homeless shelter, Terry McCray opens a door for an elderly woman, and Jerome Washington smiles warmly as he plays checkers with a child in the park.
-Former Cane great Ken Dorsey was spotted at practice. For a time he was merely observing, but then attempted to give Brad Kayaa some instruction regarding crossing routes being left wide open for the taking. The two continued speaking until coaches overheard Dorsey and immediately put a stop to it. Dorsey was visibly upset and shouted “either not one of you has a single clue about coaching football or you’re purposely trying to destroy this program! It’s like amateur hour!” An irate Al Golden had security throw the former QB off campus while a red-faced Coach D’onofrio bellowed obscene comments about members of Dorsey’s family. Hours later the AD, University, and all local mainstream media sources issued a joint statement condemning Dorsey’s “racist bigotry and unprogressive attitude toward gender equality.”
-While nothing is official, the starting lineup for the 2-1-7 is taking shape: DL: T Howard and Heurtelou, MLB: Kamalu OR D Owens OR A Moten OR R Jenkins, CB: J Young, AQ Muhammad, R Kirby, M Smith OR C Elder OR J Vogel OR H Wells, S: D Bush, C Thomas, K Norton OR D Jackson AND J Gordinier
-The gelato station has been repaired and was back in action. Jelani Hamilton had an extra pep in his step upon hearing the news.
-Mark Walton struggled at practice today. He was noticeably slower and less shifty than usual. The reason? The freshman was wearing 30 lb weights on his ankles with bags of sugar strapped to his stomach and sides. This was done to simulate what it will be like once Walton is at his target weight. Coach Golden acknowledged Walton’s struggles, “He still has a long way to go. Clearly he’s not at the right weight to see the kind of playing time that we need from him. But we’re gonna work with him and stay after him. Soon he won’t need those ankle weights and sugar bags – it’ll be like taking training wheels off a bike.”
Holy ****!
LOL Real Tears
Wait, that is fake?
Probably tired of writing for vulgar idiots.
I wouldn't write for these crybabies on this site..
No one asked you to macho man
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