next year's schedule is cake

5-7 or a 6-7 season again for sure.
Somehow beat UF and the cupcakes and then pick between beating cal or WF as the other win and if you are feeling especially lucky maybe select one special win for the sixth one between teams not named FSU that may **** the bed against us.

But hey, just consider how much better we will somehow look considering all the roster turnover and new coaches. We will definitely be building the foundation for the next season to have the exact same **** happen again.
 
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Legit 9 wins on that easy schedule if we can find a **** QB. Hope Emory comes back.

Saturday
Aug. 31
Florida Football Scheduleat Florida GatorsBen Hill Griffin Stadium, Gainesville, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Saturday
Sep. 7
Florida A&M Rattlers Football ScheduleFlorida A&M RattlersHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Saturday
Sep. 14
Ball State Cardinals Football ScheduleBall State CardinalsHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Saturday
Sep. 21
USF Bulls Football Scheduleat USF BullsRaymond James Stadium, Tampa, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBACalifornia Football Scheduleat California Golden BearsCal Memorial Stadium, Berkeley, CATime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBAGeorgia Tech Football Scheduleat Georgia Tech Yellow JacketsBobby Dodd Stadium, Atlanta, GATime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBALouisville Cardinals Football Scheduleat Louisville CardinalsL&N Stadium, Louisville, KYTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBADuke Blue Devils Football ScheduleDuke Blue DevilsHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBAFlorida State Football ScheduleFlorida State SeminolesHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBAVirginia Tech Hokies Football ScheduleVirginia Tech HokiesHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBAWake Forest Demon Deacons Football ScheduleWake Forest Demon DeaconsHard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, FLTime TBA ETTV TBA
Date TBASyracuse Orange Football Scheduleat Syracuse OrangeJMA Wireless Dome, Syracuse, NYTime TBA ETTV TBA
Where is BC. I thought they were the 3rd team every year along with FSU and Louisville?
 
Let's play a game. I'll list the W/L record for a team from every season since joining their current conference back in 2004. Don't try to guess the team, just look at the numbers.

2004: 9-3
2005: 9-3
2006: 7-6
2007: 5-7
2008: 7-6
2009: 9-4
2010: 7-6
2011: 6-6
2012: 7-5
2013: 9-4
2014: 6-7
2015: 8-5
2016: 9-4
2017: 10-3
2018: 7-6
2019: 6-7
2020: 8-3
2021: 7-5
2022: 5-7
2023: 6-7

Based on those numbers, come up with a logical answer for next season's record. To me, it's clear the answer doesn't involve more than 8 wins.

If you agree, congrats, you've now accepted where we are as a program. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
 
Not setting myself up again with this coach. Sorry 7 n 5 at the most. This yr was n easy schedule people's
 
It’s always “cake”. We’re not exactly playing numerous powerhouse schools every year. Mario found a way to lose to Middle Tennessee State, I’m sure he can find a way to lose to Ball State. Cross country trips are never easy. Plus Mario sucks in conference. Also never know with UF.
 
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Let's play a game. I'll list the W/L record for a team from every season since joining their current conference back in 2004. Don't try to guess the team, just look at the numbers.

2004: 9-3
2005: 9-3
2006: 7-6
2007: 5-7
2008: 7-6
2009: 9-4
2010: 7-6
2011: 6-6
2012: 7-5
2013: 9-4
2014: 6-7
2015: 8-5
2016: 9-4
2017: 10-3
2018: 7-6
2019: 6-7
2020: 8-3
2021: 7-5
2022: 5-7
2023: 6-7

Based on those numbers, come up with a logical answer for next season's record. To me, it's clear the answer doesn't involve more than 8 wins.

If you agree, congrats, you've now accepted where we are as a program. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
Dave Chappelle Wow GIF
 
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