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No_Fly_Zone said:
Krazy is an artist, man.
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No_Fly_Zone said:
I'm not sure if this is trolling or just a relatively recent downward spiral for you as a porster, but unfortunately it falls well below the standard set.

Too wordy and unfocused to rise to the level of a @KrazyCane hit piece. His pieces tend to run 2-3 sentences tops, and immediately try to bait the reader into a feuding state by providing an unapologetically horrible hot take and then backing away like a ninja to watch others battle it out. While you are clearly trying to come off as impassioned with your all caps send off into self-annihilation, you simply have not earned that level of credulity by the time the reader arrives at your sad plead. The result is a completely impotent moment, made all the more pathetic by the use of three (3!) sad exclamation marks (because that'll really let us know you mean business).

Although your grammar and syntax are much better than a typical @Calvin masterwork, he has managed to create a real voice for himself in the velcro shoes crowd that is maddeningly complex in its simplicity. Even among troll connoisseurs, it is nearly impossible to say with any semblance of certainty whether he is a genius level troll or a 39-year-old virgin celebrating the 15-year anniversary of his hemispherectomy from his mother's boyfriend's basement futon. While your message is clearer and more cohesive, your voice, by comparison, is fractured and broken, and brings to mind a pre-pubescent boy whose mother just took away his PS4: wavering between powerlessly angry and suspiciously defensive.

If you were going for true "woe is us" mopery, then you have come to the wrong OP with this attempt. @Dwinstitles has walked that line like a **** trapeze artist for too long, but always as a true Cane fan. If you took Eeyore and put him in a Sean Taylor jersey, that would be @Dwinstitles's power animal over the last few years. You are, on your best day, a pale reflection of that perfect fusion of love and despair.

Not to be too personal, but you are also leaving a huge opening to be perceived as a bit of a *****. You start off by throwing in the towel on Miami football forever - baby **** soft decision, sure, but one you are more than entitled to make. But then you try a 52-Fake-Out maneuver and angrily call the HC a "huge pvssy" because he "loves quitters" (internet tough guy), only to end with the Forfeit State level suggestion that Miami would be better off failing dramatically and, essentially, quitting (back to baby ****). Are you out or not? Is UM forever doomed and we should all give up, or do we just need a new HC? The whole thing is more tiresome than listening to a pregnant woman after you foolishly asked her what she wants for dinner.

Overall, your QP is devoid of art, internally inconsistent, and emotionally vapid. At best, a toddler tantrum. 2/10.
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@Dwinstitles you got me hype listening to that **** my ***** cause at the end of da all of college football know dat **** is da truth period. Little Mini me's and when this storm turn into a Cat5, I can see Manny putting college football on notice letting them boyz show em where this SWAG **** started.
 
No_Fly_Zone said:
I'm not sure if this is trolling or just a relatively recent downward spiral for you as a porster, but unfortunately it falls well below the standard set.

Too wordy and unfocused to rise to the level of a @KrazyCane hit piece. His pieces tend to run 2-3 sentences tops, and immediately try to bait the reader into a feuding state by providing an unapologetically horrible hot take and then backing away like a ninja to watch others battle it out. While you are clearly trying to come off as impassioned with your all caps send off into self-annihilation, you simply have not earned that level of credulity by the time the reader arrives at your sad plead. The result is a completely impotent moment, made all the more pathetic by the use of three (3!) sad exclamation marks (because that'll really let us know you mean business).

Although your grammar and syntax are much better than a typical @Calvin masterwork, he has managed to create a real voice for himself in the velcro shoes crowd that is maddeningly complex in its simplicity. Even among troll connoisseurs, it is nearly impossible to say with any semblance of certainty whether he is a genius level troll or a 39-year-old virgin celebrating the 15-year anniversary of his hemispherectomy from his mother's boyfriend's basement futon. While your message is clearer and more cohesive, your voice, by comparison, is fractured and broken, and brings to mind a pre-pubescent boy whose mother just took away his PS4: wavering between powerlessly angry and suspiciously defensive.

If you were going for true "woe is us" mopery, then you have come to the wrong OP with this attempt. @Dwinstitles has walked that line like a **** trapeze artist for too long, but always as a true Cane fan. If you took Eeyore and put him in a Sean Taylor jersey, that would be @Dwinstitles's power animal over the last few years. You are, on your best day, a pale reflection of that perfect fusion of love and despair.

Not to be too personal, but you are also leaving a huge opening to be perceived as a bit of a *****. You start off by throwing in the towel on Miami football forever - baby **** soft decision, sure, but one you are more than entitled to make. But then you try a 52-Fake-Out maneuver and angrily call the HC a "huge pvssy" because he "loves quitters" (internet tough guy), only to end with the Forfeit State level suggestion that Miami would be better off failing dramatically and, essentially, quitting (back to baby ****). Are you out or not? Is UM forever doomed and we should all give up, or do we just need a new HC? The whole thing is more tiresome than listening to a pregnant woman after you foolishly asked her what she wants for dinner.

Overall, your QP is devoid of art, internally inconsistent, and emotionally vapid. At best, a toddler tantrum. 2/10.
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