You are a mean person.
The F$U Turnover Man Purse is made of the finest rich Corinthian leather. F$U's Medical School of Animal Husbandry raised a special red cow from birth in order to create the Man Purse, which is why they are only debuting it now (if you go on Warchant, some anonymous F$U poster will tell you that they created turnover trophies back in the 1970s, and that everyone now is just copying them, just like with the "4 fingers in the 4th quarter"). The zippers are 48K gold alone - not including the 4000 cubic zirconias that are bedazzled on the interior of the Man Purse. If you unzip the Man Purse, you will find Ronald Darby's old iPhone with the video of all of Jameis Winston's rapes.
That ****e is priceless. Worth WAY more than Miami's cheap turnover chain...
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