New Offensive Consultant - Sly Johnson

[Warrior808]

LMAO you guys thought I was Sly???

I always figured you were a fast guy

 

[Hurracanes]

As long as he brings the family with him, good hire.

He’s actually helped develop some good receivers. This was a very nice hire.

 

[RedSquare]

He's trained A TON of elite kids down here. Trained Restrepo as a matter of fact.

Good hire.

Waiting for the hoi polloi on CIS …. who have never heard of sly johnson until this very minute ….. to criticise mario hiring him because they think he took too long, made a lazy hire, and should have immediately brought in michael irvin, andy reid, paul warfield, and hubbard alexander to be the WR consultants.

Waiting for it, in 3 … 2 …. 1 ….

 

[Ironmanfootball]

I’m seeing people online say this a great hire.

Trains all the best local kids.

Don’t know much about him.. hoping the local guys in here can give some insight.



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I always called mine Optimistic Johnson.
He’s always looking to get some
Glad to get it when he can
Not paying for it so maybe he's a beta Johnson per CIS, but I say he's a better Johnson for it
He's just happy to be here
Hard hat and lunch pail type team player
He's a twerkout warrior
Pound for pound the tipest guy in the room
Gives 100% of what he has every rep
Knows there’s 2 things you can’t beat: winning the lotto and a sore Johnson

 

[NorthEastCane]

Waiting for the hoi polloi on CIS …. who have never heard of sly johnson until this very minute ….. to criticise mario hiring him because they think he took too long, made a lazy hire, and should have immediately brought in michael irvin, andy reid, paul warfield, and hubbard alexander to be the WR consultants.

Waiting for it, in 3 … 2 …. 1 ….

You forgot Mark Duper. He did wonders for Hankerson (until the NCAA banned it).

 

[Atom Atlas]

 

[Peachycarnahan]

I always called mine Optimistic Johnson.
He’s always looking to get some
Glad to get it when he can
Not paying for it so maybe he's a beta Johnson per CIS, but I say he's a better Johnson for it
He's just happy to be here
Hard hat and lunch pail type team player
He's a twerkout warrior
Pound for pound the tipest guy in the room
Gives 100% of what he has every rep
Knows there’s 2 things you can’t beat: winning the lotto and a sore Johnson

idknwtf that up there is, but i bet if you drop a beat behind it you gotz something