My Problem With of FSU Being in H*ll

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I've been straight-up feasting on the FSU insider meltdowns lately watching grown men in garnet and gold polos sob on podcasts about how there's no hope, no light at the end of the tunnel, the program being financially broke, and one dude literally broke down crying like he just found out another check from the NIL collective bounced. It's been pure cinema.

My problem? My algorithm now thinks I'm a card-carrying Seminole fan. It won't stop shoving FSU content down my throat. I open YouTube and it's like: 'Hey buddy, want to watch another 18-minute breakdown of why FSU owes $437 million and that debt does not include the Mike Norvell buyout and they might need to start a GoFundMe for helmets?' No, I do not. I just wanted to rubberneck the funeral. I'm here for the tears.
I feel your pain. I.made the same mistake a few months ago.
 
That 230lbs RB we are going to get will have like 250 if Manny is there HC.
I hope we land cook ! I assume that’s were talking about ! I never been huge on RBs but that kids size and speed can’t be Ignored behind our big *** ol dude would be like Christian Okoye running over little highschool kids ! This is the rb we need pony up for !
 
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Now you've got me thinking about Ann Bowden's pie...
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F the Noles. That said, the Noles are slightly less fun to troll than UF because they, by and large, live in reality. The delusional arrogance of Da Gaytah sets them up a little better.
 
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