My prediction for spring 2024 (CIS mope version)

[Midlo Cane Fan]

Jake rewrites the Miami record books for yards and TDs through his junior year.

Comes back for his senior year.

Consensus all American.

Top 3 Heisman candidate.

Consensus 1st round NFL draft pick.

CIS mopes: JACURRI SHOULD START!!!!

TELL ME IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!

 

[Go Canes!!]

15-down with the Midl-0

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Jake rewrites the Miami record books for yards and TDs through his junior year.

Comes back for his senior year.

Consensus all American.

Top 3 Heisman candidate.

Consensus 1st round NFL draft pick.

CIS mopes: JACURRI SHOULD START!!!!

TELL ME IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!

Manny still starts upperclassmen over more talented younger players!

 

[Empirical Cane]

Jake rewrites the Miami record books for yards and TDs through his junior year.

Comes back for his senior year.

Consensus all American.

Top 3 Heisman candidate.

Consensus 1st round NFL draft pick.

CIS mopes: JACURRI SHOULD START!!!!

TELL ME IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!

It wouldn't happen.

Why?

Because in 2022 season Garcia hit the Portal and transferred to FSU because Blake gave Manuela a 15 year contract extension and let Lashlee and Justice leave because they asked for a raise of $10 and a year supply of Pollo Tropical coupons.

C'mon, get real!