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Now that Miami is fully loaded, here are a few teams I personally want retribution for.

Clemson: I can’t stand Yaba Dabo Sweeney. The guy is as fake as an $11 bill. The 58-0 bludgeoning still sticks in my craw, even though it got rid of Chumly tie wearing Al Golden and brought us the wonderful CMR. I would love for Miami to go into Clemson this upcoming season and give them a beating to end his coaching career for good.

Alabama. Things don’t look so hot now that everyone can pay does it Bama? Another program I have had disdain for every since the Bear Bryant days. That beating in the ’93 Sugar Bowl bothers me still and it always will until Miami gives them a baseball bat to the grapefruits. I really wish this could have been a playoff matchup this past season as I can see Miami doing to them what Indiana did.

LSU. When this team is winning, it’s hard to shut any of these snuff-dipping tobacco-chewing clowns up here in LA. Like the ’93 Sugar Bowl, that ’05 Peach Bowl knaws at me every now and again. I know Miami pummeled them in Baton Rouge 44-3 in the ’88 season, but I personally want that stupid, arrogant look smacked off Lane Kiffin’s very punchable face.

USC. This may be hard for some to believe, but loved this program in the 70’s. I mean Ronnie Lott, Dennis Smith, Marcus Allen, Anthony Munoz. I have nothing (at least not at the moment) against USC, I just don’t care for Lincoln Riley. I good punch in the mouth to him and the Trojans would put a little smile on my face.

North Carolina. These people should not be on this list as they have not done anything of significance in football. Yet Miami has lost to them what 4 straight times? Another team that I hope Miami makes say “I QUIT” this upcoming season. On a side note, I don’t really hate Bellicheck due to his constant love and praise for ER#20. Go watch NFL’s greatest 100 players to see what I am talking about. I think ER#20 is the son Bill wishes he had.
 
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i know i'm in the minority here but i like Dabo
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caneULM said:
Now that Miami is fully loaded, here are a few teams I personally want retribution for.

Clemson: I can’t stand Yaba Dabo Sweeney. The guy is as fake as an $11 bill. The 58-0 bludgeoning still sticks in my craw, even though it got rid of Chumly tie wearing Al Golden and brought us the wonderful CMR. I would love for Miami to go into Clemson this upcoming season and give them a beating to end his coaching career for good.

Alabama. Things don’t look so hot now that everyone can pay does it Bama? Another program I have had disdain for every since the Bear Bryant days. That beating in the ’93 Sugar Bowl bothers me still and it always will until Miami gives them a baseball bat to the grapefruits. I really wish this could have been a playoff matchup this past season as I can see Miami doing to them what Indiana did.

LSU. When this team is winning, it’s hard to shut any of these snuff-dipping tobacco-chewing clowns up here in LA. Like the ’93 Sugar Bowl, that ’05 Peach Bowl knaws at me every now and again. I know Miami pummeled them in Baton Rouge 44-3 in the ’88 season, but I personally want that stupid, arrogant look smacked off Lane Kiffin’s very punchable face.

USC. This may be hard for some to believe, but loved this program in the 70’s. I mean Ronnie Lott, Dennis Smith, Marcus Allen, Anthony Munoz. I have nothing (at least not at the moment) against USC, I just don’t care for Lincoln Riley. I good punch in the mouth to him and the Trojans would put a little smile on my face.

North Carolina. These people should not be on this list as they have not done anything of significance in football. Yet Miami has lost to them what 4 straight times? Another team that I hope Miami makes say “I QUIT” this upcoming season. On a side note, I don’t really hate Bellicheck due to his constant love and praise for ER#20. Go watch NFL’s greatest 100 players to see what I am talking about. I think ER#20 is the son Bill wishes he had.
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Random but K State. We played them 2011 and 12 i believe, and they beat us both times - by a lot. Their fans talked so much **** online. **** them all
 
Good list.

Riley will take care of himself this year.

Some of these teams are so sorry that Miami won't get a chance to play them.
 
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caneULM said:
Now that Miami is fully loaded, here are a few teams I personally want retribution for.

Clemson: I can’t stand Yaba Dabo Sweeney. The guy is as fake as an $11 bill. The 58-0 bludgeoning still sticks in my craw, even though it got rid of Chumly tie wearing Al Golden and brought us the wonderful CMR. I would love for Miami to go into Clemson this upcoming season and give them a beating to end his coaching career for good.

Alabama. Things don’t look so hot now that everyone can pay does it Bama? Another program I have had disdain for every since the Bear Bryant days. That beating in the ’93 Sugar Bowl bothers me still and it always will until Miami gives them a baseball bat to the grapefruits. I really wish this could have been a playoff matchup this past season as I can see Miami doing to them what Indiana did.

LSU. When this team is winning, it’s hard to shut any of these snuff-dipping tobacco-chewing clowns up here in LA. Like the ’93 Sugar Bowl, that ’05 Peach Bowl knaws at me every now and again. I know Miami pummeled them in Baton Rouge 44-3 in the ’88 season, but I personally want that stupid, arrogant look smacked off Lane Kiffin’s very punchable face.

USC. This may be hard for some to believe, but loved this program in the 70’s. I mean Ronnie Lott, Dennis Smith, Marcus Allen, Anthony Munoz. I have nothing (at least not at the moment) against USC, I just don’t care for Lincoln Riley. I good punch in the mouth to him and the Trojans would put a little smile on my face.

North Carolina. These people should not be on this list as they have not done anything of significance in football. Yet Miami has lost to them what 4 straight times? Another team that I hope Miami makes say “I QUIT” this upcoming season. On a side note, I don’t really hate Bellicheck due to his constant love and praise for ER#20. Go watch NFL’s greatest 100 players to see what I am talking about. I think ER#20 is the son Bill wishes he had.
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Allow me to make a gentle point.

That is not a Revenge List, although the North Carolina entry certainly qualified.

That is a HATE List, and a perfectly valid one at that.

As for actual revenge, I think it is always incomplete. Every time we beat Ohio Taint, we don't get the 2002 National Championship back. Every time we beat F$U, we don't get a spot in the 2000 National Championship back. Every time we beat Notre Dame, we don't get the 1988 Catholics vs. Convicts game back.

Ultimately, nobody can give us back what we really want or need, but I'm still willing to destroy our enemies in an eternal search for fulfillment with something that can never be given back to us.

My name is Inigo Montoya...


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caneULM said:
Now that Miami is fully loaded, here are a few teams I personally want retribution for.

Clemson: I can’t stand Yaba Dabo Sweeney. The guy is as fake as an $11 bill. The 58-0 bludgeoning still sticks in my craw, even though it got rid of Chumly tie wearing Al Golden and brought us the wonderful CMR. I would love for Miami to go into Clemson this upcoming season and give them a beating to end his coaching career for good.

Alabama. Things don’t look so hot now that everyone can pay does it Bama? Another program I have had disdain for every since the Bear Bryant days. That beating in the ’93 Sugar Bowl bothers me still and it always will until Miami gives them a baseball bat to the grapefruits. I really wish this could have been a playoff matchup this past season as I can see Miami doing to them what Indiana did.

LSU. When this team is winning, it’s hard to shut any of these snuff-dipping tobacco-chewing clowns up here in LA. Like the ’93 Sugar Bowl, that ’05 Peach Bowl knaws at me every now and again. I know Miami pummeled them in Baton Rouge 44-3 in the ’88 season, but I personally want that stupid, arrogant look smacked off Lane Kiffin’s very punchable face.

USC. This may be hard for some to believe, but loved this program in the 70’s. I mean Ronnie Lott, Dennis Smith, Marcus Allen, Anthony Munoz. I have nothing (at least not at the moment) against USC, I just don’t care for Lincoln Riley. I good punch in the mouth to him and the Trojans would put a little smile on my face.

North Carolina. These people should not be on this list as they have not done anything of significance in football. Yet Miami has lost to them what 4 straight times? Another team that I hope Miami makes say “I QUIT” this upcoming season. On a side note, I don’t really hate Bellicheck due to his constant love and praise for ER#20. Go watch NFL’s greatest 100 players to see what I am talking about. I think ER#20 is the son Bill wishes he had.
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Dear Kind Sir.

I admire your grit and determination when applied to resentments. I mean this is A+ stuff right here. There's something special about a grown man hanging on to hatred from sports for 40 years or so. I may have developed a man-crush on you (noh.omo).

I couldn't agree more with you, but I want to beat the f.vck out of some other schools too - UiF, FSU are always on the list. Notre Lame needs a major beatdown in their house this fall. Ohio State can permanently eat my poo.....like on a neverending loop of soft serve. Indiana can suck it. Michigan can suck it. UGa can kiss my taint. There are a few more, but you get it.
 
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