You really are . . . quite sensitive.
And your grammar is incorrect as well - the correct term you were trying to suggest - is "wive's" - not 'wife's.' Tense. It's used for a purpose.
"Wife's" indicates a married woman's possession. "Wives" is a term of identity.
I DO learn something every day. A lot of things every day. Or it was a wasted day.
You should try it. Maybe start with basic grammar.
Instead, you gotta get all nasty. Since you seem to be preoccupied with, and quickly resort to referencing homosexual practices as insults in your replies, you apparently lean that way.
Hey - what you do is your business - but I think you protest too much - and such automatic terminologies suggest your own sexual preferences, so you attempt to transfer them to others to cover your own practices.
You're not doing very well on this matter. It's probably embarrassing - but if you insist on extending this - it's entirely up to you.