Miami Dolphins Draft

Joe Robbie moved the headstones but kept the Tequesta Indians interred underneath the stadium, and we've gone 8-8 every season since. The nail in our coffin was building a new team HQ on the sacred site, as if enough damage had not already been done. Anything in such close proximity to the Golden Glades Interchange is bound to wind up cursed. The Bain fiasco is just the latest leather glove slap across the face from a universe imploring us overtly to seek other allegiances and stop wasting our valuable time.
 
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LOL, at all the dim wits in here trying to be the smartest guys in the room and defending proctor, obviously in the hopes that maybe some day they can get proctology exam from him. Years from now, no Dolphin fan will ever say, glad we passed on Bain to get krispy kreme.
 
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