LeanMeanOrangeGreen
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In the preseason rankings. #7? I meant to make a rant post earlier but never got around to it. Miami should have been ranked in the Top 5 AT LEAST but I would have put us at #3. I know I’ve made the argument for #3 before the absolute thrashing we just delivered to Stanford. Just for fun, let’s look at the Simpletons currently in front of us in the AP.
A: Texas ain’t it. Arch should be starting at Texas State, but gets to play at Texas because of his last name. You’ll notice tomorrow when they play Texas State. Upset alert? Absolutely!
B: Georgia hasn’t won a CFP game in CFP/12 history but still gets an extra special “tickle” in the rankings because they want to believe so bad. They seem to forget the SEC isn’t NIL exclusive anymore. Kirby actually has to coach now vs reaching for his wallet.
C: Notre Dame gets the SEC treatment while being the toxic lover of the ACC reaping the ACC benefits while dodging the conference’s GAUNTLET schedule. That’s right, I said GAUNTLET because the SEC makes this claim despite having a losing record against the ACC the past 2/3 seasons and the BIG. Notre Dame will look great against Purdue, or whatever chump they play tomorrow.
D: Ohio State and Mr. Sayin are still trying to fathom the Cotton Bowl beatdown of 2025. I don’t know if they’ve accepted it. He’s still denying it happened. Mental instability and failure to accept a resurgent Miami should kick these clowns back a few spots.
E: I love you Oregon. I really do. I wish you were as good as you make us think you are during the regular season but you always fall absolutely flat when it matters. 2024 against Ohio State in the CFP, my God you guys should have just stayed home. Same could be said for their 2025 performance against Indiana. A pick 6 on the very first play. Is Dante Moore actually good? Or does he just look like an unstoppable force against teams like Rutgers? Hm. Prove me wrong son!
Yep, that’s the truth boys, and I guarantee we’ll see every simpleton ranked ahead of us struggle tomorrow, but it will be chalked up as a “TUFF SEC opener where they needed to work out the kinks before TUFF SEC play”. Fact is the Big Wigs at ESECPN are shaking in their little UGG boots right now as Sankey frantically calls his cronies in Connecticut to stop the Miami steamroller from flattening every one of their over-ranked fraudulent SEC darlings like Texas and Georgia come CFP time.
*I didn’t include Indiana because I feel they’re being disrespected like us. They beat us in the Natty fair and square. I know our fans don’t want to hear that but it’s true. They were the better team. I can’t **** talk them until I see them falter.
A: Texas ain’t it. Arch should be starting at Texas State, but gets to play at Texas because of his last name. You’ll notice tomorrow when they play Texas State. Upset alert? Absolutely!
B: Georgia hasn’t won a CFP game in CFP/12 history but still gets an extra special “tickle” in the rankings because they want to believe so bad. They seem to forget the SEC isn’t NIL exclusive anymore. Kirby actually has to coach now vs reaching for his wallet.
C: Notre Dame gets the SEC treatment while being the toxic lover of the ACC reaping the ACC benefits while dodging the conference’s GAUNTLET schedule. That’s right, I said GAUNTLET because the SEC makes this claim despite having a losing record against the ACC the past 2/3 seasons and the BIG. Notre Dame will look great against Purdue, or whatever chump they play tomorrow.
D: Ohio State and Mr. Sayin are still trying to fathom the Cotton Bowl beatdown of 2025. I don’t know if they’ve accepted it. He’s still denying it happened. Mental instability and failure to accept a resurgent Miami should kick these clowns back a few spots.
E: I love you Oregon. I really do. I wish you were as good as you make us think you are during the regular season but you always fall absolutely flat when it matters. 2024 against Ohio State in the CFP, my God you guys should have just stayed home. Same could be said for their 2025 performance against Indiana. A pick 6 on the very first play. Is Dante Moore actually good? Or does he just look like an unstoppable force against teams like Rutgers? Hm. Prove me wrong son!
Yep, that’s the truth boys, and I guarantee we’ll see every simpleton ranked ahead of us struggle tomorrow, but it will be chalked up as a “TUFF SEC opener where they needed to work out the kinks before TUFF SEC play”. Fact is the Big Wigs at ESECPN are shaking in their little UGG boots right now as Sankey frantically calls his cronies in Connecticut to stop the Miami steamroller from flattening every one of their over-ranked fraudulent SEC darlings like Texas and Georgia come CFP time.
*I didn’t include Indiana because I feel they’re being disrespected like us. They beat us in the Natty fair and square. I know our fans don’t want to hear that but it’s true. They were the better team. I can’t **** talk them until I see them falter.
