BREAKING NEWS.....
Source** tells me Alabama HC Nick Saban has decided to step away from high pressure SEC football. In talks to take intern position with UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Interpretative Ribbon Dancing Team. When asked why the change, Saban said, "now is the right time. I need a break. UC SC President Stefan Hanz Snowflakenstein offered me the position and its what is best for my family. I'm also going to teach a class on feelings and how to get in touch with your inner feminine side. I can't wait to join tje Banana Slug team!"
In response, Alabama boosters are said to be preparing a $100MM/yr package for Dabo Sweeney.
**Same person who is close to Urban Meyer