Megan Barnes IS NOT hurt

[TemplarCane]

This is probably the best comment on CIS that will not be understood by 99% of the readers.

Florida-based journalist and crime novelist, yes?

 

[DTP]

This is probably the best comment on CIS that will not be understood by 99% of the readers.

I believe @Empirical Cane is also a Hiaasen fan

 

[JD08]

Florida-based journalist and crime novelist, yes?

Yes, very quirky novels. Striptease was a movie based on one of his novels.

 

[DTP]

Florida-based journalist and crime novelist, yes?

Yeah his fiction books are mostly satire/crime novels that take place in Florida (usually South Florida).

 

[ithacane]

Megan Barnes Driving While Shaving! Fla. Woman Arrested After Crash, Grooming "Bikini Area" Say Cops

Keys Woman Was Readying for Rendezvous with Boyfriend, Says Trooper

www.cbsnews.com

Well, I’m glad she wasn’t hurt. Hopefully no speed bumps on her journey

 

[Empirical Cane]

I believe @Empirical Cane is also a Hiaasen fan

Brilliant guy (RIP).

Dave Barry too.

 

[Empirical Cane]

This is probably the best comment on CIS that will not be understood by 99% of the readers.

100% correct.

 

[SpikeUM]

That back is screaming in pain. Idk how she can even stand up with those kettlebells on her chest.

and you care?

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Does OP realize there’s a Megan Barnes that works for the University Of Miami that’s not the same person?

 

[Kjdcanefan]

and you care?

I'd like to help her hold those puppies up. I very much care about her back.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

I’m still scratching my head about this thread.

I don’t understand the relevance to Miami football in the slightest, and if it’s strictly an off-topic thread, why this person? I think OP must have thought it was somebody that worked for Miami, since there’s a communications person in the athletic department who has the same exact name.

 

[SpikeUM]

OP is imitating one of Brandon's quotes, the ones we go "huh"?