Matt Porter

There are some people in this world that **** you off so much that, upon even seeing their name in the future, you become furious all over again.

I surmise this is the issue.
Part of it was he hated Miami so much and **** on them 24/7. The other part was he's from the NE and is a huge Boston Bruins fans and being a Lightning fan, they have owned the Bruins over the years so a huge f u to him.
 
Part of it was he hated Miami so much and **** on them 24/7. The other part was he's from the NE and is a huge Boston Bruins fans and being a Lightning fan, they have owned the Bruins over the years so a huge f u to him.
Yeah, we haven't had much luck with our beat writers.

No surprise he fits the Masshole stereotype.
 
I think we are having some healthy breakthroughs in this thread.

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There are some people in this world that **** you off so much that, upon even seeing their name in the future, you become furious all over again.

I surmise this is the issue.
I was totally like that with Lawrence Welk.

His North Dakota accent and my parents always made me go to bed when he came on TV.

The orchestra, the bubbles, the faux Swedish dancers.

My Fred Flinstone jammies.

Bull****!
 
I was totally like that with Lawrence Welk.

His North Dakota accent and my parents always made me go to bed when he came on TV.

The orchestra, the bubbles, the faux Swedish dancers.

My Fred Flinstone jammies.

Bull****!
I had no idea Lawrence Welk was from North Dakota, nor what a North Dakota accent even is. A cursory Google search informed me that Lawrence Welk's accent was German, as although he was from North Dakota, he was ethnically German, spoke German at home, and did not learn English until he was in his twenties.

However, I'll allow it. Your parents were probably traumatized by WWII and trying to protect you. And any child in Fred Flintstone jammies should protected to the fullest extent.
 
I had no idea Lawrence Welk was from North Dakota, nor what a North Dakota accent even is. A cursory Google search informed me that Lawrence Welk's accent was German, as although he was from North Dakota, he was ethnically German, spoke German at home, and did not learn English until he was in his twenties.

However, I'll allow it. Your parents were probably traumatized by WWII and trying to protect you. And any child in Fred Flintstone jammies should protected to the fullest extent.
Oh, yoo betcha doncha yaah know!
 
Wow blast from the past.

What I remember most about him was how ****y he would get when players would repost pictures he took of them and didn’t give him photo credit. Like bro it’s game shots being posted to instagram not like your going to lose a Politzer over it.
 
This dude used to cover the high school beat when I played in PB county lol!
 
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