Mascot Hall of Fame

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Cause it's Miami. They hate us. They hate Sebastian.

They want midwest traditional mascots. Like all the love for Lou Holtz Fighting Irish back in the '80's and '90's. If not midwest, they want SEC.

Anything but the U, anything not with our swag.

We have the only mascot who did jail time....at least I assume he did some time when he was arrested for stopping fires. (Most places you get arrested for starting fires, he stopped a fire and gets arrested in Tallahassee. Imagine that.) I'm too old to remember if he did time, really. I assume he did. Look, they sent the whole Tallahassee PD swat team to take him down. See the picture?

Besides, how many mascots carry assault weapons. In the second picture from the top, he's carry his AR-15. Every body knows (except Nany Pelosi and the women on the view and Joe Biden, or whoever it is that is his real ventriloquist, either Ron Klain or Susan Rice, that AR-15 is no assault weapon, it is just like any hunting rifle). You think the staid and pompous asses who run the mascot (or any other) HOF want to induct a bird who carries what they think is a dangerous weapon openly?

Mascots have 2A rights, too.

So he gets into trouble for putting out a dangerous fire in Tallahassee, and he burns a mini-wagon in Miami. All they remember is he's a bird arsonist. They forget his good deed in Tallahassee. To the people in Oklahoma, his burning the weenie Sooner wagon is akin to Antifa burning cop cars in Portland.

Everybody hates us, everybody hates our mascot.

I don't ******* care.

This here is absolute gold, top 10 post of all time! Excellent job!
 
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