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Mario on McAfee

Brooklyndee said:
One of my chicks is a bartender and I frequent strip clubs far too often when I'm traveling. She taught me how to get these ******* that go around begging for a drink. Now I always tell them **** yes. I'll buy a shot but I get to choose what it is. So she taught me about a drink that cracks me up (when these strippers drink em). It's called a cement mixer. It's a shot of Bailey's & a separate shot of lime juice. Make em shake their heads before they swallow and it turns to oatmeal in they mouths. Sometimes it starts coming out of their noses. I've got atleast 20 of em to throw up so far. I know it. Some of y'all are definitely saying, " **** he's a real ****" 🤣 valid in some instances. I just don't like beggars. If someone wants to buy you something they will on their own. When they just randomly sit on my lap I don't wanna push them off so I'll just start acting really fidgety and tell em I got explosive diarrhea. Usually works except with this one white chick in philly. Chick responding to me by saying that's cool. I'm really into two chicks one cup... I **** near threw up on that *****. 😂
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Cement mixer is legendary drink...
 
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Brooklyndee said:
One of my chicks is a bartender and I frequent strip clubs far too often when I'm traveling. She taught me how to get these ******* that go around begging for a drink. Now I always tell them **** yes. I'll buy a shot but I get to choose what it is. So she taught me about a drink that cracks me up (when these strippers drink em). It's called a cement mixer. It's a shot of Bailey's & a separate shot of lime juice. Make em shake their heads before they swallow and it turns to oatmeal in they mouths. Sometimes it starts coming out of their noses. I've got atleast 20 of em to throw up so far. I know it. Some of y'all are definitely saying, " **** he's a real ****" 🤣 valid in some instances. I just don't like beggars. If someone wants to buy you something they will on their own. When they just randomly sit on my lap I don't wanna push them off so I'll just start acting really fidgety and tell em I got explosive diarrhea. Usually works except with this one white chick in philly. Chick responding to me by saying that's cool. I'm really into two chicks one cup... I **** near threw up on that *****. 😂
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Man, Bailey’s and lime juice? That literally sounds gross. And not only that Bailey’s has such a low alcohol content you can drink a whole bottle of it and you won’t even catch a buzz. Are there people that actually enjoy that drink?
 
Cribby said:
It’s called dry humor and I get it . I grew up watching British comedies
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Got a lil homework for you then. Personally I have a sick sense of humor. One of my absolute FAVORITE movies EVER, it's called death to smoochie. Robin Williams,Danny devito, Ed Norton,Nora Roberts. The list goes on and on. As long as you have a little bit of a twisted sense of humor to me this is one of the funniest movies ever. I think everybody should check it out but I know you particular get it if you grew up with British comedy.
 
OriginalCanesCanesCanes said:
Man, Bailey’s and lime juice? That literally sounds gross. And not only that Bailey’s has such a low alcohol content you can drink a whole bottle of it and you won’t even catch a buzz. Are there people that actually enjoy that drink?
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I sincerely hope not. She told me it's more like a frat joke than anything else. I'm not even going to tie in the obligatory ****** white people comment. I'm sure we can all see it ourselves. Lol. That's why I tell them when they come up asking for a drink fine but I get to choose it.
 
OldhamA said:
Woah, woah, woah.

Time out.

Belichick and Saban do not have dry British humour. You take that back, I will not allow it.
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Belichick absolutely does. He's one of those dudes it really just depends what you're playing like of how he approaches you. He's very hit or miss. In the three or four times I've been around Satan I don't think he has any sense of humor at all.
 
Brooklyndee said:
Got a lil homework for you then. Personally I have a sick sense of humor. One of my absolute FAVORITE movies EVER, it's called death to smoochie. Robin Williams,Danny devito, Ed Norton,Nora Roberts. The list goes on and on. As long as you have a little bit of a twisted sense of humor to me this is one of the funniest movies ever. I think everybody should check it out but I know you particular get it if you grew up with British comedy.
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I like twisted, dark , silly , dry so I’ll give it a try. I like ke Always sunny in Philadelphia type humor .

That said Happy Gilmore 2 is awful. That’s my hot take for the day
 
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Cribby said:
That’s bull**** . You seen a you tube short and ran. They never said a name of the girl or the parent . They made jokes because it was all over social media days earlier . Millions of mentions and trending number one . I literally saw that show. Way to get offended over nothing sweet cakes. Btw your ambiguous wording makes it sound like he assaulted a girl or much worse.
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Buddy, if you think what he did with that student from Ole Miss was harmless you gotta take them blinders off for another loud mouth on TV.
 
Cane30 said:
McAfee is the YouTuber who walks up to women in the street and asks them if they take it in the front door or back door, no matter their age. Someone should have slapped his Momma for raising him wrong. He doesn't even have age on his side as a excuse, either. He's an embarrassment to even be put on national TV. The net is already filth, have at it.
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I don't think that's his schtick, but maybe I missed those videos.

What tabs do you have open on your browser gato?

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Cribby said:
I like twisted, dark , silly , dry so I’ll give it a try. I like ke Always sunny in Philadelphia type humor .

That said Happy Gilmore 2 is awful. That’s my hot take for the day
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You're gonna love this movie then. Just actually give it a try though. Just stick it out & let it develop some. I'll give one teaser.

 
Brooklyndee said:
One of my chicks is a bartender and I frequent strip clubs far too often when I'm traveling. She taught me how to get these ******* that go around begging for a drink. Now I always tell them **** yes. I'll buy a shot but I get to choose what it is. So she taught me about a drink that cracks me up (when these strippers drink em). It's called a cement mixer. It's a shot of Bailey's & a separate shot of lime juice. Make em shake their heads before they swallow and it turns to oatmeal in the mouths. Sometimes it starts coming out of their noses. I've got atleast 20 of em to throw up so far. I know it. Some of y'all are definitely saying, " **** he's a real ****" 🤣 valid in some instances. I just don't like beggars. If someone wants to buy you something they will on their own. When they just randomly sit on my lap I don't wanna push them off so I'll just start acting really fidgety and tell em I got explosive diarrhea. Usually works except with this one white chick in philly. Chick responding to me by saying that's cool. I'm really into two chicks one cup... I **** near threw up on that *****. 😂
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Cane30 said:
McAfee is the YouTuber who walks up to women in the street and asks them if they take it in the front door or back door, no matter their age. Someone should have slapped his Momma for raising him wrong. He doesn't even have age on his side as a excuse, either. He's an embarrassment to even be put on national TV. The net is already filth, have at it.
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I'm pretty sure that's rampage. Saw him in Vegas a few weeks back and had to tell him you keep this streaming **** up and you're gonna be banned from playgrounds all across America. I always thought he was just way too aggressive when he's drunk. Yup I was completely wrong.
 
Cane30 said:
McAfee is the YouTuber who walks up to women in the street and asks them if they take it in the front door or back door, no matter their age. Someone should have slapped his Momma for raising him wrong. He doesn't even have age on his side as a excuse, either. He's an embarrassment to even be put on national TV. The net is already filth, have at it.
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This read like a @nickster poRst.

It’s only missing the italics.

There. Much better.
 
JayCane20 said:
I'm not sure if its a compliment or if it was an attack but I still talk about what i benched in college and i drink jager bombs... I have a jager machine at my house that i plug in for big games and parties...

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My best friend had that machine,
Held 3.5 L of Jager at 34 degrees. Hated it but drank so much of it back in the day.
 
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