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Brooklyndee said:
One of my chicks is a bartender and I frequent strip clubs far too often when I'm traveling. She taught me how to get these ******* that go around begging for a drink. Now I always tell them **** yes. I'll buy a shot but I get to choose what it is. So she taught me about a drink that cracks me up (when these strippers drink em). It's called a cement mixer. It's a shot of Bailey's & a separate shot of lime juice. Make em shake their heads before they swallow and it turns to oatmeal in they mouths. Sometimes it starts coming out of their noses. I've got atleast 20 of em to throw up so far. I know it. Some of y'all are definitely saying, " **** he's a real ****" 🤣 valid in some instances. I just don't like beggars. If someone wants to buy you something they will on their own. When they just randomly sit on my lap I don't wanna push them off so I'll just start acting really fidgety and tell em I got explosive diarrhea. Usually works except with this one white chick in philly. Chick responding to me by saying that's cool. I'm really into two chicks one cup... I **** near threw up on that *****. 😂
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Excellent post
 
Canesfan1899 said:
My best friend had that machine,
Held 3.5 L of Jager at 34 degrees. Hated it but drank so much of it back in the day.
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Had a client that owned a couple dive bar/night clubs and when one went under they retired the other and they gave the jager machine to me. Along with a kegerator, a whiskey barrel table, a few beer signs, and probably 20 unopened bottles of jager and let me take what was left of about any cheap whiskey/liquor you can think of.

Took a bunch of it to PCB and our crew of 35 people basically stayed drunk for a week on jungle juice we made in an 10 gallon gatorade cooler and jager bombs. I have almost no memory of anything on that trip from noon-midnight any day of the week. 6am-noon I remember just fine though.
 
Cribby said:
I actually like Pat a lot . I go back to his barstool days. Doesn’t take this **** too serious and isn’t fake. He’s everything he is on and off camera which I respect in such a fake time.
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Sort of like Trent Harris - one had a tool box, the other is a tool box.
 
Brooklyndee said:
One of my chicks is a bartender and I frequent strip clubs far too often when I'm traveling. She taught me how to get these ******* that go around begging for a drink. Now I always tell them **** yes. I'll buy a shot but I get to choose what it is. So she taught me about a drink that cracks me up (when these strippers drink em). It's called a cement mixer. It's a shot of Bailey's & a separate shot of lime juice. Make em shake their heads before they swallow and it turns to oatmeal in they mouths. Sometimes it starts coming out of their noses. I've got atleast 20 of em to throw up so far. I know it. Some of y'all are definitely saying, " **** he's a real ****" 🤣 valid in some instances. I just don't like beggars. If someone wants to buy you something they will on their own. When they just randomly sit on my lap I don't wanna push them off so I'll just start acting really fidgety and tell em I got explosive diarrhea. Usually works except with this one white chick in philly. Chick responding to me by saying that's cool. I'm really into two chicks one cup... I **** near threw up on that *****. 😂
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Brooklyndee said:
Belichick absolutely does. He's one of those dudes it really just depends what you're playing like of how he approaches you. He's very hit or miss. In the three or four times I've been around Satan I don't think he has any sense of humor at all.
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