Mario’s Ten Commandments

[BooBoo]

I think these below are definite Mario commandments. What else can round out the Ten Commandments?

1) Thou shalt not use logic when managing timeouts.
2)Thou shalt not take a knee.
3)Thou shalt not use Brashard Smith.
4) Thou shalt not hold thineself accountable after preaching accountability.
5) Thou shalt turn all Tight Ends into Offensive Linemen.
6) Thou shalt not run a hurry up offense.

 

[filmcane]

4. Thou shalt not hold thineself accountable after preaching accountability.

 

[BooBoo]

How about thou shalt solve everything with more Cafecito.

 

[MizCane]

He should switch positions with Highsmith and be the GM not the coach.

 

[Yoyo423]

#1 has some caveats..like when he called timeout before 4th down against Louisville where it he saved it we could have gotten the ball back with nearly 2 minutes instead of 30 seconds.

Something like "don't call a timeout unless it doesn't make any sense to"

 

[Yoyo423]

"thou shalt turn all TEs into elite blockers only"

 

[BooBoo]

4. Thou shalt not hold thineself accountable after preaching accountability.

Commandment number four it is!

 

[BooBoo]

#1 has some caveats..like when he called timeout before 4th down against Louisville where it he saved it we could have gotten the ball back with nearly 2 minutes instead of 30 seconds.

Something like "don't call a timeout unless it doesn't make any sense to"

How about thou shalt not use logic when managing timeouts. Lol

 

[Cmuri]

Thou shall play like you have the lead at all points in the game even if you are losing. Aka thou shall not run a hurry-up offense.

 

[BooBoo]

"thou shalt turn all TEs into elite blockers only"

Number 5 lol

 

[CaneFan79]

If its Mario, then there will always be an error...It was supposed to be 15 Commandments but Chronochallengebal can't hang on...

 

[Gocanes1990]

God he is fcking cheeks.

 

[Ispyin]

I think these below are definite Mario commandments. What else can round out the Ten Commandments?

1) Thou shalt not call timeout.
2)Thou shalt not take a knee.
3)Thou shalt not use Brashard Smith.
4) Thou shalt not hold thineself accountable after preaching accountability.
5) Thou shalt turn all Tight Ends into Offensive Linemen.

Thou shall not sit a player with two selfish penalties even for a series

 

[MiamisMoperiestMopes]

Though shall do anything how you do everything.

 

[BooBoo]

Thou shall play like you have the lead at all points in the game even if you are losing. Aka thou shall not run a hurry-up offense.

Number 6!

 

[skyman]

Thou shalt promote tuff n fizical football only to get pushed around by utah and rutgers when they are moar tough n physical

 

[skyman]

Thou shall play like you have the lead at all points in the game even if you are losing. Aka thou shall not run a hurry-up offense.

Thou shall milk the clock in 2 minute drill..

 

[BooBoo]

How about thou shalt not do any headfaking or sugarcoating brother.

 

[BooBoo]

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If its Mario, then there will always be an error...It was supposed to be 15 Commandments but Chronochallengebal can't hang on...

We may have to add some addendums lol

 

[canester95]

7.5 Thou shalt not be able to hire another head coach for years