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Manny just had his Cheeseburgers moment

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Hey man there had to be a quote to remember this glorious time by. I thought it would just have been “this is what they do” but I was wrong. We’re talking placenta and afterbirth
 
LoungeLord said:
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Underrated post right here.
 
Manny is spot on that we've been getting penetrated time and time again by every team he's faced but unfortunately it's been in the other hole, ya ******* doofus.

Seriously though, preaching about the miracle of childbirth to 19 year olds whose, at that age, biggest fear in life is knocking up a hoebag is about the stupid ******* thing you could say to a team.

Reason number 10432 to #FoldTheProgram
 
jackedaround said:
I cannot believe this is a serious thing. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't read it on the herald website. First we got Pillars and Cheeseburgers. Now we got child birth and miracles. Unbelievable.

"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article254791537.html#storylink=cpy
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Should’ve pulled out
 
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jackedaround said:
I cannot believe this is a serious thing. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't read it on the herald website. First we got Pillars and Cheeseburgers. Now we got child birth and miracles. Unbelievable.

"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article254791537.html#storylink=cpy
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jackedaround said:
I cannot believe this is a serious thing. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't read it on the herald website. First we got Pillars and Cheeseburgers. Now we got child birth and miracles. Unbelievable.

"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article254791537.html#storylink=cpy
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ALEX JONES sent this to me and I kid you not I said the exact same thing. This is the greatest quote in the history of Miami corching. This is better than cheeseburgers, this is better than “but does he look like a safety”.

This is the perfect balancing moment to “Jaquan said dominate“. The singularity of Miami football has been achieved. Where we go from here no one can say, but we will forever be defined my what we do from this moment.

I just have to reiterate, I thought this was a parody quote from @WhatTheHell . I thought, ”this is an impossible thing for a serious person to think, let alone say out loud, let alone within earshot of a reporter.” I do not have the ability, even now seeing it with my own eyes, to except this as truth. In fact I expect Diaz to file a libel suit against Barry Jackson and the Herald.
 
IndayArtHauz said:
Alex Jones sent this to me and I kid you not I said the exact same thing. This is the greatest quote in the history of Miami corching. This is better than cheeseburgers, this is better than “but does he look like a safety”.

This is the perfect balancing moment to “Jaquan said dominate“. The singularity of Miami football has been achieved. Where we go from here no one can say, but we will forever be defined my what we do from this moment going forward.

I just have to reiterate, high thought this was a parity quote from @WhatTheHell . I thought, ”this is an impossible thing for a serious person to think, let alone say out loud, let alone within earshot of a reporter.” I do not have the ability, even now seeing it with my own eyes, to except this as truth. In fact I expect Diaz to file a libel suit against Barry Jackson and the Herald.
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IndayArtHauz said:
ALEX JONES sent this to me and I kid you not I said the exact same thing. This is the greatest quote in the history of Miami corching. This is better than cheeseburgers, this is better than “but does he look like a safety”.

This is the perfect balancing moment to “Jaquan said dominate“. The singularity of Miami football has been achieved. Where we go from here no one can say, but we will forever be defined my what we do from this moment going forward.

I just have to reiterate, high thought this was a parity quote from @WhatTheHell . I thought, ”this is an impossible thing for a serious person to think, let alone say out loud, let alone within earshot of a reporter.” I do not have the ability, even now seeing it with my own eyes, to except this as truth. In fact I expect Diaz to file a libel suit against Barry Jackson and the Herald.
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Manny aint no McDonald's cheeseburger
 
jackedaround said:
I cannot believe this is a serious thing. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't read it on the herald website. First we got Pillars and Cheeseburgers. Now we got child birth and miracles. Unbelievable.

"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article254791537.html#storylink=cpy
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***king Manny! What a weirdo!

It's not a child this team is birthing, it's DIARRHEA!!!

Edit: how can I add Manny and Blake's faces to this GIF 😂😂😂

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jackedaround said:
I cannot believe this is a serious thing. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't read it on the herald website. First we got Pillars and Cheeseburgers. Now we got child birth and miracles. Unbelievable.

"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/sports/...y-jackson/article254791537.html#storylink=cpy
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Manny gonna get LATE-TERM-ABORTED.

Birthing pains my ***!
 
IndayArtHauz said:
ALEX JONES sent this to me and I kid you not I said the exact same thing. This is the greatest quote in the history of Miami corching. This is better than cheeseburgers, this is better than “but does he look like a safety”.

This is the perfect balancing moment to “Jaquan said dominate“. The singularity of Miami football has been achieved. Where we go from here no one can say, but we will forever be defined my what we do from this moment.

I just have to reiterate, I thought this was a parody quote from @WhatTheHell . I thought, ”this is an impossible thing for a serious person to think, let alone say out loud, let alone within earshot of a reporter.” I do not have the ability, even now seeing it with my own eyes, to except this as truth. In fact I expect Diaz to file a libel suit against Barry Jackson and the Herald.
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"Afterward, Manny Diaz addressed the team. According to one person in attendance, he noted that what the Canes are experiencing is akin to child birth where the pain comes before a miracle (the birth of a child)."

Football and child birth analogies....LMFAO
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IndayArtHauz said:
ALEX JONES sent this to me and I kid you not I said the exact same thing. This is the greatest quote in the history of Miami corching. This is better than cheeseburgers, this is better than “but does he look like a safety”.

This is the perfect balancing moment to “Jaquan said dominate“. The singularity of Miami football has been achieved. Where we go from here no one can say, but we will forever be defined my what we do from this moment.

I just have to reiterate, I thought this was a parody quote from @WhatTheHell . I thought, ”this is an impossible thing for a serious person to think, let alone say out loud, let alone within earshot of a reporter.” I do not have the ability, even now seeing it with my own eyes, to except this as truth. In fact I expect Diaz to file a libel suit against Barry Jackson and the Herald.
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JOAQUIN. JOAQUIN said dominate.
 
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