Manny Diaz New Year’s Resolution(s)

[Scrape into the C Gap]

1) I will sign a graduate transfer QB to come in and start and give TVD a year
2) I will not use Rings or Chains this year
3) I will find a OC that can bring in a whole new system AND that can teach
4) I will stop saying how fast players run in practice bc it means ****
5) I will sign 2 more OL and at least 1 more CB by February
6) I will not lose to Wagner or Temple no matter what. I will deflate their team bus tires if I must. I cannot lose those games, oh dear God
7) I will stop talking analytics during interviews cause I sound like a schmuk
8) If the team is 6-6 next year I will resign and maybe ask Butch da Gaw if he needs a defensive assistant?
9) I will not use boats, yachts, dinghys or paddleboards to go into booster events. A Mercedes or BMW will do just fine to go through the main entrance.
10) I’m gonna fvckin win.....games, not the offseason.
10)

 

[rok]

I will walk into incoming traffic on Calle Ocho

 

[87FireCane]

1) I will sign a graduate transfer QB to come in and start and give TVD a year
2) I will not use Rings or Chains this year
3) I will find a OC that can bring in a whole new system AND that can teach
4) I will stop saying how fast players run in practice bc it means ****
5) I will sign 2 more OL and at least 1 more CB by February
6) I will not lose to Wagner or Temple no matter what. I will deflate their team bus tires if I must. I cannot lose those games, oh dear God
7) I will stop talking analytics during interviews cause I sound like a schmuk
8) If the team is 6-6 next year I will resign and maybe ask Butch da Gaw if he needs a defensive assistant?
9) I will not use boats, yachts, dinghys or paddleboards to go into booster events. A Mercedes or BMW will do just fine to go through the main entrance.
10) I’m gonna fvckin win.....games, not the offseason.
10)

11) I will add several new dance steps to our dancing brigade- including more jazz hands and single leg kicks.